teacher: the next book we will be reading is meltd-
me: ARE YOU FOR REAL? DON'T SHIT ME HERE
class: . . .
teacher: *clears throat* as I was saying, we will be reading Ben Elton's Meltdown
me and other directioner: *jumps out of seats* NO! JIMMY PROTESTED
class: . . .
rando: they still don't know each other's names
me and other directioner: *sit back down*
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class: *gets to the point in the book where it's said*
teacher: "No! Jimmy pro..." *trails off and looks at me and directioner along with other part of class*
me and other directioner: *shrugs*
rando: what the fu-
other rando: I blame one direction
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Fanficbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways
