pillow talk: *comes on radio*
me: *screams bloody murder*
mom: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED
me: *whispers* traitor *sits on ground and cries*
mom: Jesus Christ Caroline *walks away*
me: climb on board. we'll go slow and high tempo
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Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways