yes. this happened. this acTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED
so basically my brother said something, pretty sure it was pregame or something. I was at dinner with my mom, dad, brother, aunt, uncle, and two of my cousins.
brother: no it was pregame
me: I know I heard something with pre in it recently
me: preeee, no, preba, prec-
me: *eyes go wide as my brother and mom look at me*
mom: what
me: nothing
rest of family: *faces me*
me: WHAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
do you wanna know what it was?
fuCKING PRECUM. I WAS THINKING....OF PRECUM. DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS? I AM A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD. MY FAMILY IS RELIGIOUS well my dad is and my mom kinda and my cousins but I don't give a flying pigs ass about religion BUT OH MY GOD
do you know why I was thinking of that?
BECAUSE I READ TOO MANY FUCKING FAN FICS. I BLAME 17BLACK. I BLAME THAT ONE. THAT HAD IT THE MOST.
BUT DO YOU REALIZE I ALMOST SAID PRECUM IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY?
NOT ONLY THAT BUT IF THEY HAD ASKED ME WHERE I KNEW IT FROM I WOULD HAVE TO TELL MY RELIGIOUS FAMILY THAT I KNOW THE WORD PRECUM FROM READING GAY FAN FICS THAT HAVE SMUT IN THEM??? WTF.
I mean they know I'm not religious and I hate our religion and my cousins and brother know I ship Larry bUT THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT THE FAN FICS!
oh for fucks sake
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