so this happened
me: I bet Niall was the one who came up with midnight memories by singing I love kfc. because Niall loves food
k(my brother): you know he's the only river to flow south to north
me: no. the Mississippi River
k: no the Nile only flows in one direction
me: *slowly looks up from my apple sauce* *smiles evilly*
k: wha- oh god
me: that's a little thing I like to call playing yourself. congratulations. you played yourself.
we looked it up later. his information was false.
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