someone: why is Louis Tomlinson your lock screen? he's so ugly.
me: *looks up concerned*
me: *runs to the rite aid and gets highest prescription glasses*
me: *hands them to the person*
me: here you go, sorry they didn't have higher prescription
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Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways