this doesn't have anything to do with one direction but I'm dying
my mom was standing next to my brother trying to get his attention from the tv and so she poked him with the flosser that she was trying to give him so my brother fell backwards yelling ow because he didn't notice and it's been like ten minutes and he's still rubbing his arm saying
*hes talking to his friends over the ps4*
"my mom tryna shoot me"
"that was like a shot"
"that flosser is a snake"
and my favorite part is when he was lying down after he had fallen he was on the ground holding arm and he was going
"guess who it is"
and I knew what he was gonna say but my mom didn't and she was like "Caroline" and I was like "OKAY MOM THANKS"
and then my brother goes
"it's ya boy skinny penis"
I'm dead
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Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways
