friend: this shoe won't fit
me: would you say it's a *grins deviously*
them: oh don't do-
me: WRONG SIZED SHOOOOOOOOOE
friend: fucking hell caroli-
me: SCOOBY DOOOOO
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Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways