List of fanfic plots that need to go away and die forever (can be applied to The Beatles, The Monkees, Buddy Holly, modern bands like 5SOS and One Direction, etc.):
Adopted By {insert band/band member here} (WHY. ARE. THESE. A. THING). (AND WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING POPULAR) (STOP)
TeacherxStudent relationships (might I add that these are very much illEGAL)
"I bumped into {insert band here} backstage and now two of them are in love with me!"
"I'm {insert band member here}'s long lost sister/best friend/daughter/cousin/etc."
"I'm {insert band member here}'s long lost sister/best friend/daughter/cousin/etc. and his best friend is in love with me." (*sigh*)
Fanfics where the author is the main character. If you don't have enough creativity to come up with your own character and it's not a ship that already exists within the fandom, why the hell are you writing a story
"I hate {insert band here} but I was dragged to a concert by my best friend and now I love them!!!!!!"
"I was 45545774356644 rows away at a concert but {insert band member here} sAW ME AND SANG DIRECTLY AT ME AND NOW WE'RE IN LOVE"
when it's a pre-2000s band and it's set in modern times
social media fics (there are some that I've found that're neat, but they're very few and far between) (THESE ARE ESPECIALLY CRINGEY WHEN IT'S A PRE-2000s BAND)
Daddy kink (again—there are some that I've found that're neat, but they're very few and far between)
I KIDNAPPED {insert band/band member here} (bitch that is illEGAL AND THEY WILL NEVER LOVE YOU)
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY {insert band/band member here} (bitch that is illEGAL AND THEY WILL NEVER LOVE YOU)
{insert band/band member here}'s sex slave (bitch that is illEGAL AND THEY WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AND THIS SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE GLORIFIED)
I WAS RAPED BY {insert band member here} BUT LOOKS LIKE I FORGIVE HIM AND WE'RE IN LOVE NOW (bitch that is illEGAL AND THEY WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AND THIS SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE GLORIFIED)
love triangle/square/pentagon/hexagon/wtf do you practice polygamy fics
I never open up to anyone about my ex boyfriend who raped/abused me but I met {insert band member here} and oops looks like I'm telling him my entire life story after 3.42 minutes
Fics where it's a pre-2000s band and it's set in their time but oh look, somehow they have modern technology. Bill Gates who?
Fics whERE AN OLD CELEBRITY SOMEHOW TELEPORTS TO THE FUTURE AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH A MODERN BITCH. WHY.
FANFICS WHERE THE AUTHOR AND 3 OR 4 OF HER FRIENDS FORM A BAND AND ALL HOOK UP WITH ANOTHER BAND. WHY.
fanfics where the author and all her precious lil side bitches hook up with a band dESPITE HAVING NO CELEBRITY STATUS AT ALL??? HOW TF DID YOU EVEN GET WITH THEM
fanfics where the bitch is literally fourteen aND HOOKS UP WITH A TWENTY THREE YEAR OLD (um. illegal. bye)
It's an all guy band. But somehow, for some bloody reason, they want a girl member. Probably just to fuck. W h y.
*deep exhale*
I've reviewed fics for 3 years
I've seen some shit
ESTÁS LEYENDO
'50s & '60s
RandomHello. My name is Britt. I was born on September 4th, 1998. And it just so happens that I'm trash for an era I was born way too late for. Buddy Holly, The Monkees, Elvis, The Beatles, The Everly Brothers, & more.
