Dirty Pick Up Lines

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WARNING: SEXY CONTENT AHEAD

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Sherlock: "Thats a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

Moriarty: "You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of  furniture I own."

Vincent: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

Lestrade: "Wanna be my girlfrien? I'll give you the D later."

John: "Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."

Mycroft: "I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me." #cringe

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I don't think you guys realize how hard I was laughing while I was finding these... Omg I ALMOST DIED!

Help my dirty mind guys....

But I'm sorry I didn't get the one shot up I promised, I didn't have time to write it Friday because I was packing and shoe shopping last minute and it was just a mess...

But anyways if you... Well I'm sure you guys LOVED this chapter right? Smh.

But anyways, leave a vote and a speedy comment for me.

And until next time my loves... I'M OUT!

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