Pick Up Lines

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WARNING: CHEESY CONTENT AHEAD
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Sherlock:

"Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?"

Moriarty:

Him: "Hey one more thing, has anyone told you what's wrong with you today?"

You: "No."

Him: "Good, because it's not a damn thing."

Vincent:

"You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common!"

John:

"Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know that it's made of boyfriend material."

Lestrade:

"Are you a weeping angel? Because I can't take my eyes off of you."

Mycroft:

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake." #Mycake

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