danistotallynotgay: are you straight?
lonelyphil: you're joking right?? i am the most gay person ever
danistotallynotgay: i am more gay tho
lonelyphil: sure thing hun
danistotallynotgay: don't say 'hun' to me you assbutt
lonelyphil: well then
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excuse me, who? //phan [COMPLETED] (book #1)
Fanfiction"Text me later" I say and give him a pice of paper with my number on. "Sure, see ya" he said and winked. But little did I know that later on he dropped the paper and an unknown person picked it up. --- Dan Howell, a seventeen year old punk boy with...