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danistotallynotgay: are you straight?

lonelyphil: you're joking right?? i am the most gay person ever

danistotallynotgay: i am more gay tho

lonelyphil: sure thing hun

danistotallynotgay: don't say 'hun' to me you assbutt

lonelyphil: well then

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