Knowledge Bowl is supposed to have the smart people in the school.
Taylor: *Answers question right so her team gets the bonus question*
Ms Shelly: Fill in the blanks of this nursery rhyme:
Little boy blue, come blow your horn, the sheep's in the ________, the cow's in the ______. But where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under a _______, fast asleep.
Taylor: What do you guys think?
Ben: *Looks up from what he was doodling on his scratch paper* Huh?
Spencer: This one's ours?
Taylor: Yeah!
Will: What was the question?
Taylor: I don't remember all of it! That's the point of being on a team!
*****
Me: *Doodles the Deathly Hallows symbol on scratch paper*
Spencer: Why are you drawing the Illuminati?
Me: Actually-
Jack: Illuminati confirmed.
Me: Jack-
Ben: Everyone's so obsessed with the Illuminati these days.
Me: GUYS-
Will: Did you know the Illuminati was actually a real organization?
Me: *facepalms while rolling eyes* Boys. . .
*****
Ms. Shelly: It the play, The Wizard of Oz, what was the cowardly lion looking for?
Spencer: *Buzzes in right after she finishes* A heart!
Me: *facepalm*
Ms. Shelly: That is incorrect.
Ms. Yeager: *trying not to laugh*
Issac (On The Other Team): Courage.
*****
Ms. Shelly: Which state is known as, "The Evergreen State"?
Ben: Canada.
Me: Oh my gosh, Ben.
Ben: I'm tired, okay!
*****
Ms. Shelly: Which ancient civilization often worshiped leopards and eagles, and was located in present-day Mexico?
Me: *About to buzz in with "The Aztecs"*
Taylor: *Beats me with the buzzers* Narnia!
Ms. Shelly: No.
Me: *Mad that I can't buzz in anymore*
Someone On The Other Team: The Olmecs?
Ms. Shelly: Incorrect.
*****
Ms. Shelly: What was the first Disney animated movie?
Spencer: Snow White and the Thre- I mean Seven Dwarfs. Nailed it.
*****
We were warming up with a trivia game about geography, and we wouldn't stop playing until we got the high score for the world.
Me: You guys, we only have 45 minutes left of practice, we really should get started.
Sam: Just let us get the high score. *Messes up*
Taylor: Let me do it.
~Five Minutes Later~
Jack: *Still trying to do it while everyone else has moved on*
Me: *Glad we can have practice*
~Five Minutes Later~
Everyone Else: *Trying to do it again*
*****
Ms. Shelly: We need to figure out what our shirts will look like.
Andy: Can I put Andy Pandy on the back of mine?
Ben: We should all put nicknames on the backs.
Spencer: Can mine say Benchwarmer?
*****
Ms. Shelly: Spell the word, "accumulate".
Spencer: A-C-C-U-M *pause* L-A-T-E
Ms. Shelly: Incorrect.
Austin: A-C-C-U-M *pause* L-A-T-E
Ms. Shelly: Also wrong.
Me: *in head* You both spelled it wrong the exact same way. . .
We were not that smart. . .
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Luna's Random Book of Nargles
RandomI am one of those people who thinks of random stuff and has the urge to share it with the world so I have a book of randomness. I am slightly insane but I like to think that's what makes me interesting to be around. Copyright Information Most...
