Luna's Random Book of Nargles

STORY TIME!!! you suck.

Who gets the title reference?

So, I haven't updated in forever. . . 

Yeah, I've been busy cleaning and I only have free time now because I have to go to the voice doctor or something, and I can't Skype my friends because we ran out of cellular data (sorry guys). So, I'm writing this and I plan on uploading it when I get home.

So, I have nothing else to talk about so I'll just do another Story Time chapter. That's what I'm calling this now, I totally didn't steal it from Thomas Sanders, what are you talking about? By the way, who else is in love with The Things We Used to Share?

Anyways, I'm gonna sit for a minute trying to think of some part of my life that's interesting enough to write about that won't allow people to stalk me.

Well, I'll be a Freshman on Friday and, so far, I only have one class with someone I know, but someone *cough* Sarkshine *cough* hasn't gotten onto Skype in five years and hasn't sent me their schedule. And, of course, my friends that I don't have any way of contacting. I'm not exactly sure if all of them are exactly "friends" more than people I can carry a conversation with without getting shy or wanting to strangle them. Some of them I consider close friends, though I'm not sure if the feeling is mutual.

You know, I'm starting to think I treat this as a diary. What do you guys think? If I am, it's better than a diary because I have actual people who can give me advice. And you guys don't know me IRL so I don't have to worry about being judged. Except by a couple of friends who found my account. . .

Anyways, I guess I can rant about my awesome friends for a bit. Now that I think about it, only two of my friends are actually girls. I don't know, girls my age are just so caught up in drama and "I like so-and-so" or "so-and-so did something 'scandalous'" and I can actually have a decent conversation with guys. My girl friends are just some of the few who don't care about all that junk. Seriously, they're the best.

Then my guy friends. Oh, gosh, where do I start with all this? You know me and my guy friends are really mean to each other. Although it's mostly inside jokes, like, Dawson will sometimes just randomly walk up to me and say, "Shut up, don't talk to me." And then I call him, "shortie". Stuff like that.

Then there are the inside jokes that are just fun. Like, one time some friends and I were hanging out and one of them said, "If we were animals, what would we be?" And they all unanimously agreed that I would be a white cat, for some reason. So I went around the rest of the day meowing like a cat. Will heard me and was slightly annoyed by it, but didn't say anything. When I did it using my hands as ears he told me to stop. But then, later, we were playing cards and he just randomly said, "Doot Doot". So I asked why he could doot doot but I couldn't meow. So now, he will randomly doot doot and I will meow. It's a thing now, we're weird, get over it.

Oh, and once Dawson said that Kaleb and I act like brother and sister because we tease each other all the time and stuff like that so now Kaleb will refer to me as, "sister" because he knows I find it weird.

I have weird friends, I know, but I love them.  Honestly, I have the best friends in the world.

What else can I talk about? Obviously, I have some other amazing friends I could talk about for hours, but we don't got all day and those were just the first ones that came to mind.

Oh, here's something:

Problems for third world countries who actually make up most of the world's population:
Starvation
Poverty
Child Labor
Natural Disasters

Problems for the average American citizen:
30 second unskippable YouTube adds
Kit Kats that are broken the wrong way
Having to wait a whole week for the next episode of Dance Moms
Being a dollar short of being able to buy a cup of coffee in the morning when your coffee maker is broken.

Oh, while I'm on the topic of school (shhh, just let me rant) we have these little laptops that we use in school, but a lot of the teachers let us play games and stuff like that on them. But they block the most ridiculous things. So, CoolMathGames was blocked because it's actually a site with video games, but for some reason, Tipper can look up articles about black magick and the FBI Terrorist Watch List.

And don't even get me started about which YouTube videos they block. They blocked most of WorkingWithLemons's and PopularMMOs's videos. And anyone who's seen any of these people will know that they actually go out of their way to avoid swearing or bad stuff like that. But what I don't understand, is why they automatically block all videos by YouTubers who are openly gay like, Joey Graceffa. (Who's in love with Don't Wait?) Like, what!? Sure, he swears a little bit and his outro is "Good [dang] bye", but not even his music videos are accessible. Now, I wasn't in to Joey Graceffa when I was in school so I never had any reason to test this out, but if we have the laptops again this year, and that's true then I will have lost most hope for humanity.

Well, I gotta go and get a tiny camera on a metal stick poked down my throat while talking so these people can have pictures of my vocal cords. Future me will give a small update now:

I gagged so many times. I hate the voice doctor, and I apparently get to have speech therapy. Joyous.

Hope I didn't make you cringe too much with my weirdness! Love you, Nargle Fam!