Today at lunch, me, Abby, and Dawson started thinking of phrases that go like, I don't hate you, but. . . They were great, Here are some of them:
Abby (One That Started The Madness): I don't hate you, but if you were hit by a bus, I would be the one driving.
Me: I don't hate you, I'm just simply not thrilled by your existence
Dawson: I don't hate you, but if someone were to kill you, I would owe him 50 bucks.
Me: I don't hate you, but if you were dying, I would dial 911 really slowly.
Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were Hillary Clinton, I would be Donald Trump.
Me: I don't hate you, but if you were Harry Potter, I would be Bellatrix.
Abby: I don't hate you, but if you were a tree, I would be a lumberjack
Me: I don't hate you, but if you were Mrs. Van Daan, I would be Mr. Van Daan. (This is a reference to "The Diary of a Young Girl".)
Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were climbing a mountain, I would be the Underground.
Abby: I don't hate you, but if you were playing Undertale, I would be Undyne.
Me: I don't hate you, but if you were a sheep in Minecraft, I would be Mobzilla.
Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were an astronaut, I would be the Challenger.
Me: I don't hate you, but if you were GamingWithJen, I would be a hole.
Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were a hand, I would be the knife game.
Abby: I don't hate you, but if you were Firestar, I would be Tigerstar.
And a lot of others I either can't remember or are inappropriate.
Jessica: What is wrong with you three?
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