Tamaki: If I were a stop light, I would turn red just to stare at you a bit longer.
(You: Tamaki. Stop. That's horrible
Tamaki: Did I pick you up?
You: hELL NO)
Hikaru: Are your parents bakers? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
(You: oh my god hikaru wHaT
Hikaru: what's wrong?
You: *facepalm* everything)
Kaoru: Did you just sit in a pile of sugar? 'Cause you've got a sweet ass.
(You: ...
Kaoru: what?
You: get out)
Honey: You wanna know who's pretty?
What was the first word I said?
(You: oH MY GOSH HONEY ILY
Honey: Did I do it right? Yay!)
Kyoya: I'm not one for pick up lines, but, are you Medusa? Because every time I look at you I become hard as stone.
(You: what the fuck kyoya
Kyoya: i just made it up
You: bYe)
Mori: *silence is his pick up line*
(You: are you going to say something?
Mori: ...
You: never mind.)
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ouran host club x reader
Fanfictiona collection of imagines that include you and the ouran host club. disclaimer: i do not own ouran high school host club, nor do i own the characters. you belong to you.
