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daily texts w/ him - preference [2]

》 Tamaki

You: tamaki, where are you right now?

Tamaki: out.

You: I thought you'd be home, where are you?

Tamaki: somewhere.

You: are you cheating on me?

Tamaki: what

Tamaki: whAt

Tamaki: nO i'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU !! i just saw this um...

You: you saw this what?

Tamaki: puppy...

You: WHAT DID YOU DO

Tamaki: i kind of bought him...

You: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 10 WE HAVE

》 Hikaru

Him: guess what

You: what

Him: you passed !!

You: um, passed what, exactly?

Him: the test !!

You: i don't recall taking a test ?

Him: well, you went to the washroom to pee last night and forgot to flush the toilet....

You: oh my god, i did do that. i'm so sorry.

Him: well, i decided to use this to my advantage and so... you passed the test !!

You: i still don't know what test this is ?

Him: the pregnancy test

You: BOI WHAT THE FUCK

》 Kaoru

Him: you dropped your underwear on the way out of my house

You: OMG I DID WHAT HAPPENED

Him: i have it ;)

You: oh my god i can't believe i dropped it..

Him: it smells good

You: ur such a pervert sometimes

Him: i know that ;)

You: omf

You: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU'RE A LOSER

You: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Him: wait what happened

You: I JUST CHECKED MY BAG

You: MY UNDERWEAR ISN'T MISSING

Him: then who's fucking underwear is this

》 Kyoya

Him: hey y/n

You: what is it this time

Him: check outside your window :)

You: aWW KYOYA WHAT DID YOU DO <3

You: why the fuck is hikaru outside my house

Him: he was hungry and i didn't have any food so i sent him there

You: look outside your window

Him: why is kaoru here

You: because he wanted to cuddle but i didn't want to so i sent him there

Him: i h8 yOU

》 Mitsukuni/Honey-senpai (ft. him being not so innocent)

You: HONEY

Him: ....yes ?

You: where

You: is

You: my

You: UNDERWEAR

Him: i have no clue what you're talking about

You: honey are u sure

Him: i promise y/n that i didn't take it!

You: do you swear you didn't?

Him: i swear!!!

You: do you swear on cake?

Him: .....

Him: bye!

》 Takashi/Mori-senpai

You: why are u staring at me like that

Him: staring at you like what

You: like.. creepy stalkerish stare from across the room

Him: i'm not anywhere near you though that isn't me

You: mhm sure

You: so theres this random guy who looks just like you with a mustache and hes with another guy who looks exactly like honey-senpai with a mustache

You: and the guy who looks like you is reading a book upside down

Him: ...

You: i guess you wouldn't mind it if i go talk to him and rip off his FAKE mustache

Him: DON'T