Tamaki
Ex: who's this?
You: someone better than you, obviously.
Tamaki: STAND 100 FEET AWAY FROM US PLEASE I DON'T NEED FUCKBOY ALL OVER OUR OUTFITS
Hikaru
Ex: Y/N i miss you
You: uhm i don't??
Hikaru: you do realise that i'm her new boyfriend right
Ex: why him? it's obvious he's not good enough for you.
You: better than you at least..
Hikaru: i suggest you leave us alone now before i high five you.
Ex: what?
Hikaru: in the face. with a chair.
Kaoru
Ex: pfft, Y/N, you break up with me and date this loser?
You: YOU BROKE UP WITH ME ASSHOLE, and for your information--
Kaoru: I'M THE BEST FUCKING BOYFRIEND EVER MOTHER FUCKER
Kyoya
Kyoya: ah, Y/N, your ex is coming towards us.
You: don't worry, he won't do anything to us.
Ex: really Y/N? this is the best you could do? this nerd?
You: hey, unlike you, he can spell his name correctly.
Kyoya: please leave before i send my family's police force of 100 men to you.
Ex: does it look like i care?
Kyoya: no, it looks like you're a dumbass.
Ex: Y/N! YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANYONE ELSE LIKE ME!
Kyoya: that's the point.
Mori
You: mori don't say anything, my ex is coming.
Ex: damn, who's he? my replacement?
Mori: ...
Ex: what is he? a mute? lmao i thought you had good taste (NO OFFENSE TO MUTES).
You: fuck off.
Ex: c'mon big boy, speak like a good boy!
Mori: ...
Ex: i knew it, this guy is a dumbass.
Mori: ...
You: look at that, you made mori mad.
Ex: oh no! what's he gonna do? cry to mommy?
Mori: *picks your ex up*
Ex: uHm--
Mori: *LITERALLY throws him in a dumpster*
Mori: *turns to you* i love you
Honey
Ex: oh, hi Y/N! i see you got a babysitting job!
Honey: noo~ i'm her boyfriend!
Ex: jesus Y/N, i didn't know you were pedo..
You: EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME I SWEAR TO--
Honey: he isn't worth it y/n!!
Ex: and how old are you? twelve?
Honey: nope, i'm probably older than you!
Ex: wha--
Honey: *LITERALLY PUNCHES YOUR EX OUT*
a/n
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ouran host club x reader
Fanfictiona collection of imagines that include you and the ouran host club. disclaimer: i do not own ouran high school host club, nor do i own the characters. you belong to you.
