ouran host club x reader

q&a - the host club [a2]

LMFAO I'M ALIVE YALL. i've been on writer's block and i procrastinate a lot, but it's finally here!! i apologize for taking so long and i apologize for all the cringey things i wrote here. i literally wanted to die while writing this lmfaojdjssh.

T A M A K I

@sarcasmhh: do you have mommy issues?—

Tamaki: mommy issues? I wouldn't exactly call it that..

@EffortlessDreamers97: Why are you so obsessed with your "dripping good looks"?

Tamaki: Well, why wouldn't I be? You must acknowledge beauty that is put before you.

@C1nderama: Do you think you are obnoxious, stupid, fake prince, good for nothing guy, happy go lucky person, a pervert and a person who is a perfectionist? Say no and I'll think you are all of those.

Tamaki: I don't know, what do you think?

@YellIfYouwant: Would you like me as your princess?

Tamaki: Of course I would, beautiful.

@extra_salted: If you could be any type of dog, what would you be?

Tamaki: a Shiba Inu! Because they're adorable and they live long~~

@SkuttlesTheCat: You've heard of sugar daddy correct? Well now Kyoya is referred to as salty mommy. How do you feel about that?

Tamaki: Wait.. So how would you define salty mommy? It's kind of confusing..

@Himawari-chan01: Why do you have to be so kinky? Especially towards Haruhi and Kyoya? Do you have a thing for kinky stuffs?

Tamaki: It's just an involuntary reaction when it comes to Haruhi and Kyoya. I guess I am a little kinky? If that's what you wanted to hear ;).

@TheAnimeIsTheDrug: Are you really that blind to your own love for Haruhi?

Tamaki: I guess you could say that.

@tebbybear003: Tamaki, would you like to be mine? I ... love you *turns the other way blushing*

Tamaki: Oh princess.. *lifts your chin* I'll always be yours.

@lunarstar287: Can you do a backflip

Tamaki: I can try. But I'm suing you if I break my neck.

@too2manyfandoms1234: Who would you choose between the host club (excluding haruhi) and haruhi? you absolutely CANNOT say both.

Tamaki: I would toss myself off a cliff if I ever had to choose between them.

K Y O Y A

@sarcasmhh: do you have daddy issues?—

Kyoya: That's quite a personal question, isn't it? But if you must have an answer.. It is no. My father is simply just a cruel man.

@EffortlessDreamers97: What are you writing down in that book of yours all the time?

Kyoya: I'm sorry, but that information is classified.

@SkuttlesTheCat: How do you feel about people shipping you with Tamaki?

Kyoya: I don't really have an opinion, all I can say is I have no romantic feelings towards him.

@LilLooonelyMe: What are your thoughts on reader-chan?

Kyoya: They're fascinating. They are quite amazing, actually. I don't know what I would do without them.