Psychotic Protection (Hisoka X OC)

First hunting job

"Oh how I have grown a hatred of trains!" I said dramatically as we stepped off.

"Oh come on it wasn't that bad? At least we got in some fun time." Mar said grinning.

"I was riddled with anxiety the whole time that we would get caught!" I blurted.

"Yes but that didn't stop you from orgasiming." He said flashing me a cocky grin. I opened and closes my mouth in attempt to yell at him some more but it seemed that I just couldn't. I growled scowling at him and speed walked towards the city. "Awe, did I win?" He teased catching up to me.

"I'll shove barbed wire up your ass, shut up." I hissed

"We both know you can't inflict spiteful harm upon me." He taunted slapping my ass making me yelp in surprise.

"Mar! Don't be such a dick! I know you have one so stop reminding me." I joked cracking a smile. I couldn't stay mad at Mar for too long.

"But I need to remind you it's still here. Weird shit happens all the time, especially with you around." He reasoned.

"Uhh! Look who's talking? Your insane by normal peoples definition and you love the sight of blood, get off on it in fact be it yours or not!" I proclaimed.

"Yeah but I'm still one hundred percent human, your something else."

"I'm human!"

"No your really close to being human. That's like calling a wogon and dogon, there is a difference." He pointed out.

"Oh yeah? What am I in that?" I asked.

"Hmmm, a wogon."

"Why?" I scrunched up my face in confusion.

"Your loyal and kind but you're also defensive, protective and territorial. While humans are less loyal, more selfish. They tend to cower a lot more too." He said making me almost swoon. "That and you smell like a dogon too." He teased ruining the mushy moment.

"Man you always ruin the moment you ass!" I complained bumping his shoulder.

"Hey, it's like you always say, this is why we can't have nice things." He said in a overly girly voice. I huffed and continued to sulk as we walked around the city trying to find the most run down part of it. I gave Mar the silent treatment, which bothered him highly.

"Hey look, run down buildings." Mar said dryly.

"WHERE?!" I screamed stopping dead in my tracks and looking all about.

"Got you." He said with a sly smirk.

"MMMAARRRR.....how fond are you of heights?" I gritted out.

"Meehhh." He shrugged his sholders stuffing his hands into his pockets.

"Really? Cause your about to be over the fucking clouds." I threatened.

"Why not over the moon?"

"Because you'll die if you go over the moon." I

"Or maybe it's cause your not that strong?" He challenged.

"I'm not about to have this pissing match with you Mar. You know why?"

"Cause we found the run down part of town?" He offered.

"No because....what......oh shit your right." I exclaimed looking down the street at a vine covered building. I grabbed his arm and took off leaving him no choice but to match my speed or go down. Well, he went down alright. By the time I realized it I was already in the bad part of town and he had road rash. "Damn it Mar!" I hissed letting go.