Psychotic Protection (Hisoka X OC)

Morning Sickness?

"Ugghhh." I groaned kneeling in the sand after having puked. I don't know what was wrong with me. This is the third morning I've puked in a row. Both Meg and Hisoka where standing off a little ways away from me.

"Liz, can I speak with you?" Meg asked.

"You're already doing it!" I snapped wipping my mouth.

"I mean in private." She stressed.

"Sure, if you can get ass wipe to stop burrowing his self inside my ass the yes." I spat dramatically.

"That's not possible, I'm to big to enter your rear." Hisoka's said with sly smile. I got up and gave him a snort.

"I don't have any intrest to even find out if your lying or not." I said walking off.

"Okay, gross." Meg said looking like she would be sick next. Good the bitch can feel my pain. Hisoka stayed on the beach surprisingly as me and Meg went up into the city. "So....your last protector, did you two..."

"Yes but I don't see why you need to know." I said narrowing my eyes at her.

"Did you guys use, protection?" She asked. I stopped in my tracks and frowned. Of course we didn't, I didn't care if I got pregnant by him. He didn't care either cause he never tried to get anything to prevent it either. Then again men are men, they can be so stupid when their dicks are out. Though, I forgot all about it once he died. It just didn't cross my mind.

"Oh shit...." I said looking down to my stomach.

"You're pregnant. The fallen will be happy." Meg said with a slight sneer at the metion of our fallen clan siblings.

"Shhhh. I don't want it spreading." I hissed at her.

"Okay. So......congratulations?" She said not really knowing how to react.

"Thank.....I just." I said then started breaking down. " I wanted to have a child with him! Now he'll never even fucking know! Ugghh, I'm scared too. How will Hisoka react?" I panicked.

"Wait? You hate him.......so you guys aren't.....unless it's one of those weird relationships.....in that case.....you two are always around eachother." Meg said.

"NOOOOO! He's not sexual with me." I growled.

"Okay....well then you're fine." Meg said placing her hand on my back. She rubbed circles into me and I allowed her too. I even wrapped my arms around her in an almost death grip. I had just come to grips with Mar dying and now this pops up. I should of know, it's just my fucking luck after all. On one hand I'm happy for a baby of my own and a peice of Mar. On the other hand I was worried about the future, how to rasie the child, dealing with Hisoka, it was all just too much.

"This sssuuccckksssss." I sobbed into her balling my fists into her shirt.

"Hey, lots of shit sucks in our lives but at least we have each other now." She soothed moving my chin up. She smiled at me and whipped the tears from my face. It was kind of hard since I was so close and she had only one arm but she did it none the less. I smiled back at her feeling just a bit better now. I forgot to factor in Meg. Ever since I convinced the fallen to accept her she's been almost folowing me around as much as Hisoka does. She never really brought up why she was doing it but I never asked either.  Though I think it has something to do with that meeting I called. It had to be, there is no other reason.

"What's wrong?" Hisoka asked though he had the same tone of voice he always had. I jumped and shot him a glare when I recovered.

"Nothing, just the usual." Meg said for me turning so that she had her back to him.

"She hasn't cried for him in a few days now. There's something else happening, I'm not ignorant. Is she with child?" He asked. I sucked in a breath of air and grew stiff. "By her reaction I would say I guessed right." He said. "How upsetting, I hoped nothing would result from him touching you." Hisoka sighed.

"Of course it would happen and I'm fucking happy! Now I have fulfilled my ancestors wishes for me to carry on the clan." I snarled at him.

"You could have done it with me." Hisoka suggested making me narrow my eyes.

"You? Have sex with you? The notion that you even have sex is bizarre but having it with you is simply ridiculous." I huffed.

"What makes you think that I don't sleep around from time to time?" He asked. I don't know why but I was filled with jealous and anger at his comment. It's easiest to blame the bond but even then it still messed with my head. I didn't answer him, instead I fixed my gaze to the ground in front of me and kept walking. Luckily Hisoka didn't say anything with in ear shot of me. It was a damn miracle I tell you.

"He really knows how to push the right buttons." Meg commented dryly.

"Shit? He's the master of fuckery I'll tell you. You haven't dealt with him as long as I have." I exasperated throwing my hands up dramatically in the air.

"I can only imagine, I try to stay away from him as much as possible cause he likes to try starting fights with me. It's kind of sad cause literally I used to eat people and now I'm almost scared shitless of one." Meg confessed looking quite disturbed. It was rather ironic but I expected as much. Hisoka is like that dolphin that acts normal till a shark comes by. Then he suddenly grows teeth and fucks them up and he does it all with a smile on his face. I've been in several situations where I'm being chased with that grin and I'll admit that it could make anybody piss themselves.

"Smart, that is very smart of you. I'm glad you're listening to me cause I really have enough on my plate now as it is." I said giving an approving nod of my head.

"Yeah......so what are you going to do cause I don't think you, me or Hisoka knows how to deliver a baby. We could go to the fallen but it still doesn't change the fact that no one here that can physically deliver the baby has experience." She pointed out.

"True....but I know someone who does have the experience." I said taking my phone from my back pocket. I went to contacts and called Jobe.