"Will if you don't leave me the hell alone....." I warned my boyfriend. He poked my side a couple more times and I slapped his hand away.
"What you gonna do?" He asked. I smirked.
"I'm breaking up with you." I said playfully. He scoffed.
"That is so inconsiderate of you. How Did you know if I wanna break up with you? What if I don't wanna give up on you? Tuh, so selfish." He spoke playfully. I giggled as he crossed his arms over his chest. He gave me a look
"What you laughing for? I hope you got your money right." He spoke. I looked at him confused.
"What you mean?"
"You signed a contract for my love therefore, If you wanna break up with me, you gonna have to hire a lawyer and we gonna go to court. It ain't gonna be that goddamned easy to leave me." He said. I laughed at the fact that I did sign a contract.....when we were 8. I used crayon. As my laughter died down he walked away and came back with a piece of paper. It was the contract he made that I signed.
"Did you really keep that?" I asked. He nodded..
"Hell yeah. I knew I was gonna need that. I'm calling my momma. She bout to be my lawyer. She never lose a argument." He said, picking up his phone. I watched as he dialed away and put the phone to his ear.
"Hello? Ma? Guess how inconsiderate your daughter in law being? She talking bout she gonna break up with me. Me! So we bout to go to court and I need you to be my lawyer." He said. I smiled and watched him tap his foot on the ground.
"What you mean, Not this again? I'm serious this time!" He yelled. Did I mention he does this every other week? It's extremely funny. He sighed and put his hand on his head.
"Yeah. Here she go." He said and handed me the phone. I smiled.
"Hello?"
"I am not playing with you and Will no more. Y'all play too much."
"He was messing with me ma. I told him to stop." I said. She groaned.
"Don't let that boy call my phone no more for this Bull."
"Yes mam." I spoke and she hung up. I handed will his phone.
"What she say?" She said. I put my hand on my chest.
"It's 'what did she say?' You illiterate ass." I said. He sucked his teeth.
"What did she say?" He asked. I giggled.
"Don't call her no more for this bull." I said. His mouth dropped open-end looked at his phone.
"Ma!!" He said. I laughed and rolled on my side.
"Tuh. Now I gotta...Jewel!! That nigga always arguing with me." He said and picked his phone up. He dialed his number and put it to his ear.
"My nigga guess what?" I crossed my hands under my chest and watched him.
"She wanna break up with me. Why? Hell if I know. I mean I'm perfect." He said. I raised an eyebrow as he pulled a stank face.
"What are you talking bout I ain't perfect?! Nigga I'm damn near God like. Fuck is you talking bout." He spoke. I already know where this going.
"Jewel I put this on my girl edges...." He started. My mouth dropped open.
"I look better than your light skinned ass." He said. I threw a pencil at him. He chuckled before sucking his teeth at what Jewel said. He put it on speaker.
"...she prolly want to get wit a real one. She prolly like me." Jewel spoke. Will looked at me.
"Baby who look better? Me or Jewel?" He asked. I pretended to think about it. He looked shocked
"Baby?! Why you gotta think about it?! There should be no thinking! You should immediately say me." He said and hung up the phone as Jewel laughed obnoxiously. I laughed with him. He huffed and dramatically threw himself on the couch.
"Stop being so dramatic." I spoke. He rolled his eyes.
"Oh I'm calling Chris. My baby bro got my back." He spoke. He took out his phone calling his mom.
"Ma? Lemme talk to Chris..... No I'm not bringing him in some bull." He said lying. I pulled a face and he flicked a bird at me. He put it on speaker.
"Chris. I'm over here. And Gina talking bout some breaking up. Girl.... ain't no breaking up." He said.
"We'll why she can't break up with you?" He asked. I looked at him asking the same question.
"She can't break up with me. That's my baby, my Wifey, my fucking cinnamon apple!!!" He said, laughing. I laughed with him.(I know y'all seen that video. XD)
"Will why y'all always call when y'all have a problem? You never call to say hello." Chris complained. I pouted. Awww. Will looked at the phone strangely.
"When you got so damn mature? Slow down baby bro. Damn." Will said. He laughed.
"How I'm posed to slow down?" Chris said laughing. Will shook his head.
"Ion know shit. You damn near my age." Will said laughing. His face fell a little and he bit his lip in thought.
"You growing up man." Will said. His words pulled at my heart strings. Chris chuckled.
"Yeah. I'm a big boy now. Ion know if you can call me baby bro anymore." He spoke. Will chuckled lightly.
"You'll always be my baby bro Chris." He spoke. Awwww. My heart... my heart.
"Yeah. I know. But I gave to go. I still ain't do my homework and y'know momma stay tripping." Chris said. Will nodded.
"Alright man. Love you." Will said.
"Love you too." Chris said and the phone hung up.
"Damn he grew up on me." Will said tossing his phone aside.
"Awe babe...." I whined and attempted to climb on his lap. He pushed me back.
"Uh uh. We broke up. You thought." He said. I sucked my teeth and smirked.
"You signed a contract for my love. Get a lawyer. We going to court." I said. He laughed while I pulled out my phone.
"Let's call my momma. A REAL lawyer." I said smirking. Point of the story is. Will and I are extremely goofy. We go to extreme lengths to make each other laugh. It's what we do.
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I had this one in here for a while. I decided to post it today. I love you guys and I hope you like. I'm sorry to say that this imagine book might be coming to an end😖😱😵😭!! I know but(whisper whisper secret secret). I'll keep it a surprise. But aye....senior year is slick beating me down but Imma finish.
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Did anybody see PRINCETON on Younow? I was like yes lort!!! Hallelujah!! I'm slick feeling EJ though. Just look at him.
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So sexy. Anyway that's all.(*snickers* Ejaculate..LMAO XD) . .
