Why are you here? Why would you want to read this? It's just random tags and things about me. Seriously, leave. Go read something worthwhile.
Why are you still here?
Very annoyed about something trivial just put up with me
Right okay this is mainly directed at my dudes on the group chat but I want to rant as well.
So literally the day before I went to Reading my phone screwed up and the screen wouldn't turn on. It buzzed and everything when I plugged it in to charge and Siri still spoke to me but the screen was completely blank. Now it did this before but the screen turned on the next day, except it was dead for two days before the day before Reading and nothing had happened. I literally tried everything. I tried restarting it and and powering it off and I even spent ten minutes telling Siri to turn the screen on with various different phrases and nothing happened so my dad and I took it to this second hand phone repair store thing and the guy in there replaced the screen altogether for a pretty reasonable price actually and it worked up until now but the screen's gone and turned off again and I can't get it back on so Tat and M I'm not ignoring you I just physically can't turn my phone on and it's really annoying and I'm using my laptop for this but I've just noticed I have man hands. This is not the time to be having realisations like this I'm angry enough already without having man hands. Pianists and harpists are meant to have long, thin, delicate hands but no hello it's Gorillafingers McLumpyhands here. Oh well at least it means when I inevitably snap and punch someone in the face I'll be able to make a solid bruise apart from the fact that I am a weakling. See now you're thinking of a small, dainty little girl. That is not what I am. I'm weirdly lanky and I have a tiny torso like those spiders that live in corners with the long spindly legs and really small round bodies you know the one. Except imagine that spider with a boxing glove on the end of each leg. Now imagine each of those boxing gloves are made of tissue paper. That is me.
WARNING: if you don't like spiders/have arachnophobia etc just finish the chapter here don't scroll down because I'm going to put a picture of the spider I mean because I enjoy making people uncomfortable
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
Voila tis me.
I searched many different types of spider into google images for this I hope you're all satisfied.
