An introduction to me

Blame Oosoo

I had an actual request for a chapter?? When does this happen?? Someone actually encourages me to spew random trash onto a page (is it a page though?) and chooses to read it?? You should all blame Oosoo (PadfootsPromise ) for this chapter hence the extremely imaginative name but also go read their Harry Potter fanfic it's amazing oml I'm going to start fangirling so I'll let you investigate that for yourself.

Literally nothing is happening in my life right now but I'm still somehow going to fill a couple hundred words with stuff happening in my life #logic (why am I like this)

So

Umm

Oh yeah tomorrow I'm missing most of the school day because I'm going somewhere to do some music thing. As you can probably tell the music department at my school isn't the most organised of groups so I actually have no idea what's happening or if I'm even meant to be going but I'm going to tag along anyway because I'll miss chemistry. The only two lessons I'll be there for are biology and PE though. How did I manage that? How? How is it okay for me to be in school for literally the two most awful lessons in the history of ever?

OKAY BUT BAKE OFF

IM NOT EVEN GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT JUST

AH

SPOILER ALERT KINDA

I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO WIN WTF IS GOING ON AHHHH

I'm still happy Selasi's still in though cuz he's my absolute favourite human even if Kitty says the only reason he's still in is because he's sleeping with Paul Hollywood.

I'm just jumping from one random topic to another I hope you lot don't mind and if you do well there's not an awful lot you can do about it anyway.

This book has 2k reads and 1k comments how did we get this far? But thank you all so much it's awesome you're all awesome.

I had to wait around in town for my mum today and I sat in Starbucks with a pumpkin spice latte in an ACTUAL MUG I HAD NO IDEA THEY GAVE YOU ACTUAL MUGS WHEN YOU DRINK IN right next to the plug socket so I could charge my phone and there was free wifi and I drew for about half an hour and it was really nice.

I decided against watching Hunter X Hunter in public in case I cried which I have become prone to doing.

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY WATCH HUNTER X HUNTER YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT ITS SO GREAT OML I CANNOT I WONT GO INTO FULL FANGIRL MODE BUT DUDE SERIOUSLY WATCH IT JUST AGKSKFKWKFN AND IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WATCHED IT OR ARE WATCHING IT OR WHATEVER MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT OR SOMETHING I MUST FANGIRL

Just to annoy everyone now:

Guess who's going to their second Panic! concert on the 19th November (I think)????

And guess who's amazing brilliant friend is hopefully booking tickets for an All Time Low concert tomorrow morning???

YES YOU ARE CORRECT IT IS ME HOW DID YOU GUESS

Sorry I just had tea I'm a bit hyper.

But Frank Iero and his band got hit by a bus and I'm so glad they're okay and recovering but damn it was a shock and I hope they get all back to normal soon because they're amazing human beans and I love them.

Fun fact of recent times: I've been accused of being gay twice in two weeks by two different teachers

I feel the need to share with you the explanation as told by my friend Mimi otherwise known as Meme or Kevin.

Copied and pasted off our group chat (ik like half the people who read this are on the group chat but for those you aren't and also so I feel like I have more friends):

"so we walk into the club like 'oh shit waddup' and mr mcpitts is like 'dat boi' then the whole classroom riots and aggressively dabs so we are listening to some dope jams and we give our memeingful thoughts about it but i suddenly burst into a violent song 'I GOT MY EYES ON YOU' and mother terizzu of our group chat goes and slowly rolls up her sleeves of her snazzy and a wazzy jip hop jumper and behold on the back of her hand written on her amazingly beautiful skin it is written i got my eyes on you. We then both attackingly look deep into each others eyes and i slowly contemplate life and witch craft and scooch my butt holder away from our mother that is izzu. i then looketh back at her hand and see there are eyes drawn all over her hand and i poke her hand then i grab her hand and stare at it and realise they are eyes of characters i hold close to my heart, too close to my heart i then stare lovingly into these characters one eyes on le hand she has beholdeth and mr mcpitts sees us and then says after we listen to an amazing performance of my ears are alive with the sounds of memes 'yo you can hold hands after school pls not in school' then i out one of my hand into the shape of half a heart and izzu violently slaps her hand against mine and that my peeps is the story of how izzy and i were both accused of being gay together all happening next to our gay friend story endeth"

There's nothing I can say that will make me or Mimi sound even slightly more normal so I'm not going to try.

*breaths*

Anyway

I'm sorry this chapter is a thing

I'm so untired I'm going to watch The Apprentice now.

(This chapters exactly 1000 words wth)

Oh yeah and we're rapidly nearing chapter 100 so if anyone has any thoughts on what I could do as a celebratory chapter please say.

Love you

Iz xoxo