An introduction to me

Irony™

So last chapter I asked really random questions in an attempt to screw people over but hazyheadofmine tagged me with my own questions and I don't have to do them but I'm insanely bored so I'm going to

1. Favourite episode of any show
Probably the first trickster episode of Supernatural (I think it was season 2 ep15 but I couldn't say for sure)

2. When you're so bored you eat to relieve boredom, what do you eat?
Literally just spoonfuls of Nutella or I just drink tea

3. Caption your life in one quote
"This is a mess I can't wait to see"

4. Write something that you think about someone that they don't know you think about them (but don't say who the person is)
Damn I have a lot to say here. I feel very replaced like you've just kinda completely switched me out for someone else and you act like you've got bored of me like you had your fun and now you're moving on to another play toy except you actually care about this one. Idk I feel like I'm always fighting for your attention and you're quite good at unconsciously making me feel sub-par but there's still this tiny annoying glimmer of hope inside me that won't die so here we are

5. Five non sexual turn ons
-cooking videos (those speeded up ones on cooking accounts on social media I love them)
-good lipstick
-honestly tattoos and piercings (mainly on guys)
-dramatic key changes in songs
-corsetty stuff

6. Five non sexual turn offs relating to your non sexual turn ons
-as soon as they start frying anything in the cooking vids like as soon as they get the deep fat fryer out I just feel ill
-unblended lip liner
-belly button tattoos (why would you want to make your bellybutton look like an asshole)
-when the song reaches a dramatic moment and it doesn't get dramatic like you had so much potential where are the cymbals and the sudden bass drops and the intense modulations where are they Sheila
-corsets that make things pop out where they shouldn't be popping out

7. What was the last argument you had
Honestly haven't had one recently

8. Something you're looking forward to
On sports day at school a load of my friends and I are having a massive picnic so that's going to be fun

(Lmao I wrote this ages ago but didn't publish it so this has already happened oops)

9. Something you're dreading
I made plans to go shopping with a friend soon and it's going to be fun but I'm very awkward and I'm worried I'm going to make it more awkward than it needs to be

(Again it's already happened it was pretty okay actually)

10. What one thing makes you more angry than anything else?
People being immature and/or hypocritical (which is hypocritical in itself)

11. Most annoying sound you can think of
My morning alarm

12. Favourite picture of yourself (describe it if you don't want to put it up)
Quite like this one

13. Unpopular opinion
Twenty One Pilots make me really angry I don't know why I don't hate the music and I'm sure josh and Tyler and lovely people I just get angry when I see stuff about them?? Idk

K I think we're done here