An introduction to me

This is going to be a very patchwork chapter just warning you

But that I mean imma jump from one thing to another completely randomly because I'm past the point of caring and also I've got bored with typing because every time I want to explain something

Firstly I got tagged twice so I'll do them both in the same chapter because you don't want me to spam your notifications and I don't want to move my thumbs more than I have to

But first it's been a little while so I'm going to update you on my life

Not that you care

Not that I care either

So

Firstly the Netflix tv show version of A Series Of Unfortunate Events is the actual best thing in my life right now I cannot put into words how much I adore the books like if it's possible to respect a small pile of tattooed tree more than anything and anyone else in the entire history of respect then that is how I feel towards that series also Lemony Snicket who is the author and is most likely not actually christened Lemony Snicket is a genius I could go on for years but I'll stop there

Just 10/10 would recommend would sell my soul would happily chug a bottle of fabric softener for those books

Another reading rec for those of you in the yoi fandom who are also way WAY too invested in crying over Otayuri there's this fic called Hashtags on ao3 which is just 👌👌👌👌👌 quality literature guaranteed to make you sob I was weeping for years I'm still weeping i think about that fic every day honestly I wish I was exaggerating. Anyways the author's called abrandnewheart on tumblr and I actually can't remember their ao3 name but you'll find it just a warning it's so frustrating and it'll make your broken black heart bleed for Otterbabe and Alexei is pure and innocent and must be protected okay moving on

I ordered the piano music for Hallelujah (the original not the fake ass rip off Panic! version honestly who do you think I am) (I'm joking I love Panic! don't hurt me) so I'm excited for that

I spent a whole 15 minutes this evening with my brother recreating that "when mom isn't home" vine yknow the one with the guy playing the trombone and the little kid slamming the oven door yeah that one I actually had to transpose the notes for my brother to play on his trumpet I actually???? Put in effort??!??!? So yeah shoutout to my brother @ Nick for being a sport

I don't think anything else noteworthy has happened in my life

Oh yeah I'm hyped for February lots of things are going to happen in February also I'd like everyone to take note of how screwed up the spelling of February is thank you for your attention

Right so roughly 500 words in and we're actually starting the tags okay

I was tagged by Geeweezy thanks matey

#whenyourelazy

1) Izzy/Iz/Izzu/slug I will respond to all

2) 14