An introduction to me

Story time

Okay kids here we go

I can't sleep and it's 1:30am. At 1:30am normal people would be asleep, people who aren't asleep would at least be lying in bed, reading, watching TV, possibly even working. Generally normal stuff.

Then there's me

Who decides it would be a good idea to do the gender change challenge at 1am.

If you didn't know the gender change challenge is exactly what it sounds like. You just make yourself up as a different gender.

Now I was just extremely bored so I thought it would be fun

Until I tried to do that thing where you use a mascara wand to paint a beard on yourself.

Let me reiterate.

Normal people at 1:30am: *asleep, reading, watching tv, etc*

Me at 1:30am: *violently smearing mascara over entire jaw*

It was not a fun time.

There was mascara all over my face and my hands and my mirror and my windowsill it was like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre if everyone bled black eye makeup instead of blood.

I did actually get that half decent in the end but then I was looking through the pictures and I looked like a middle aged man who may or may not drive around in a white van telling children he has candy if they just follow him.

So I deleted those for the health and safety of humanity.

On the plus side though when I was doing actual makeup for the girl part I did killer eyeliner first try which is a big achievement for a lefty let me tell you.

I'm not sure if I want to post the pictures or not so if that sounds like something you want to see in the interests of gender equality or you just want to laugh at me let me know but commenting or something and I might post them depending.

Please please don't follow my example on anything I do it will not end well for anyone.

Anyways have a great day/night

Love you

-Iz xo

(I wrote this last night but forgot to post it *slow clap for me*)