ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~! {SLOW UPDATES}

SMUT 1, RUN INNOCENTS!!

Bodil's P.O.V:

I walk over to where Simon's standing on my porch, "Hey Simon! So ya ready to stay for the week?!" Yeah.... I'm letting Simon move in for a few weeks, 'cause for some reason his house was wrecked in a collision between two trucks! Lucky him, his room was mostly intact! So he has to drag his computer and clothes over here.. "Of course. I'm not a fucking retard like you!" he replies. I laugh and say "Sure.. Come on in, I'll let you stay in the guest room!" He rolls his eyes and mutters about me being stupid.. I giggle and drag him to the guest room. "Here we go! That's your room! If you need me I'll either be in the kitchen or a door down in my room!" I say, before dashing into my room and closing the door.

Simon's P.O.V:

Jeez! What's gotten into him?! I'm staying here for a week! The least he could do is show me around, that jerk!! He may be cute but that doesn't mean he can get away with being rude to people!! Wait what!?! WHERE DID THAT THOUGHT COME FROM!!!! (Me: Don't question it, it's needed to make the story work! Simon: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHIBI!!) First day here and I'm already catching his insanity!! This is Fucking retarded!! "*Sigh* well, I should probably move my stuff into this room..." I mutter, with that I pick up the bags that I brought and lug them into the room... It's actually pretty nice.. The bed's a bit small, but it's better than nothing! I guess... That cute idiot probably forgot that I'm not that small! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!! Mmm... well I guess he could be considered cu- NO!!! Okay Simon, just stop thinking! I know! Why don't I set up my computer setup! I need to do that anyways, otherwise how am I supposed to make money.. (Me: Well you could always act out fanfics with Bodil, become a stripper, or a maid at a cafe! Simon: NO!! STOP IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!! Me: Well... If readers request it...Simon: NO!!) So anyways before I do that I could get something to eat.. I do know where the kitchen is at least!

*One sandwich later X3*

That was a good sandwich! Well, now to set up my computer... Urgh!

Bodil's P.O.V:

I stretch and shake myself out, then I adjust my glasses and go to see what Simon's up to.. Then I hear a loud thud and hear Simon yelling cuss words, again... Well, I might as well see what he did this time.. I walk into the room I gave him, to see him bent over the desk, furiously trying to get something.. But damn, that ass... (Me: But ya know.. While his ass is big I'd bet I can make his you-know-what big too~! Bodil: *Turns red* THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!! THAT I KNOW YOU CAUSED!! Me: No you read the fanfic, and so you had a dreamare about him fucking you up the ass! Then you jerked off to it a few times with your fingers and a dildo up your-! Bodil: SHUT UP!!!)I gulp and restrain myself.. Damn he's so small that he actually looks almost feminine!! I knock on the door, causing him to jump and straighten out... whew.. I was worried I'd end up doing something!... He glares and says "Since you didn't help me set up the other stuff Why don't you get the speaker and mouse!" I laugh and say "Fine, Fine! Only because you're a guest!" Then I walk over and look around the back of the desk.. "Wow! You got them tangled up real good there!" He glares and says "Well let's see you do better Cunt!!" I giggle and lean over the desk. ARGHH!! WHY ARE MY ARMS SO SHORT!!! I can't reach it.. I wiggle myself further onto the desk and grab the speakers to start untangling them.  (Me: Short people problems.. I'm shorter than you dood! At 5' 2" almost full grown 1" left...)

Simon's P.O.V:

Damn.. that was a bad Idea... He's cute, and with his ass up like that.. Mmmmhh~ I'd love to tap that! Must.. resist... Urges... Aaarrr! I can't! I slide closer and press my hand lightly against his ass as he squirms trying to untangle my speaker.. Hmm.. He dosen't seem to notice, maybe I can.. NO! Bad Simon!! WHAT AM I THINKING (Simon: FUCK YOU CHIBI-TAN!! Me: no thanks you're gonna be fucking Bodil, bud! Simon: NOO!! That's.... *Turns pink* uuuhhhh~ *Shakes head* NO!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!! Me: Hey~ It's Fine! If a 11 year old can read it you're fine... and if a 13 year old is writing this then it's considered fairly normal in society! X3)I can't... Fuck it! I press my palm down a little more and grope lightly at his ass.. Fuck, this is addicting.. "MMh! Simon! What are you- Nyaa~!" Bodil says, ending with a high pitched moan as I squeeze a bit harder.. Hehehehe! I see him flush with color, and look away again.. I hear him mutter a quiet "fuck it.." Then he pushes his ass against my hand. I smirk happily and bring up my other hand, continuing to grope at his ass.. He squirms against the desk and makes little keening noises, Cute~! I let a giggle slip as I gently grab his hips and pull him off the desk and against me.. He's a little taller than me, but his demeanor is enough to make him cute~! I lightly grind against his ass, to test it out.. He gasps and lets out a whimper from the back of his throat.. (Me: I'mma get this out of my system before I interrupt the real smut.. FUCK HIM HARD!! FUCK HIM!! AND MEAN IT!!! SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!!)I grin at the noise from him and harshly grind against him causing him to let out another high pitched moan. He lets out a pleading whimper and pushes his ass against me. I bury my face in his neck, smirking against his collarbone. He keens as I gently suck at it while grinding against his ass. I gently nibble on a piece of skin a little above his collarbone and he lets out a very loud moan, which goes straight to my dick. I do that again and get the same response.. A sweet spot~ "Awwe~ Does my little bodil need something~?" I ask, my voice already much huskier. He shivers and mutters "I'm not little I'm taller than- Ahhnn~ Please~" he interrupts himself with a moan of pain and pleasure when I roughly bite that spot. I raise an eyebrow in amusement "You want to try that again Martin~?" I say in a slightly challenging tone. He Shivers at the use of his real name with my husky voice.