ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~! {SLOW UPDATES}

Stupid Potions

Who's gonna hate me after this~! All of y'all~! But don't worry... I have 2 chapters to post and the one after this is better... I think..?? It's all trash anyways. So uh yeah... The request.. 

(Simon x Mitch -anonymous user) I made a couple of changes, because I can. Also, sorry for taking forever, This has been at this point since May... I'm a lazy ass bitch... I know

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I glare furiously at my longtime friend Martin.. "MARTINA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU SACK OF SHIT!!!" I screech, chasing him around as he giggles maniacally... Suddenly I slam into someone... Both of us tumbling to the ground... I groan in annoyance, "What the fuck!?!" I mutter, looking at the pale brown hair and red/black checkered jacket... "Mitch why the hell are you just-" I'm interrupted by a shattering sound and there's suddenly a potion soaking us... "ASSHOLE!!" I screech as Martin runs off giggling wildly... I look back down at Mitch to see him groan in pain... "I think you gave me a fucking concussion...." He grumbles kinda cutely... I huff and climb off of him, hauling his ass up and muttering "You're not dead, but if it's gonna stop me from getting fucking killed I guess I'll walk you to your room.." I grumble, blushing at the dazed yet happy look on his face as I offer... He hums in agreeal and practically wraps himself around me... Really?! What the fuck is even going on here!?! Not that I don't like him cuddling to me... but just a second ago I was pissed off.... Suddenly this shit is happening... I shake off the feeling and drag this retarded American to his room... (A/N: ik he's canadian but Simon always calls him american) "Mitch we're here.. Get off." He crumples to his bed, splayed out... "U-uhhh..." His face is a soft red and he whines softly "S-simoooonnnnn fuck meeee~!" I blush.. "W-what the fuck are you talking about Mitch!!!" I'm pretty sure my voice was higher pitched than normal though... I mean he is hot, but I-we can't just.... "Pleeaaasseee~?" He practically purrs... I shake myself out of it.. "N-no!!" Suddenly a smirk slowly overtakes his face.. "Oh~! I get it, you want me too fuck you~!" He purrs lowly, crawling over and pulling me down onto the bed... By the time I regain awareness of what exactly's going on both of us are in boxers and he's grinding against me in a maddening way... I don't want this! B-but... it feels so good.... So hard to resist now... I moan softly... "F-fuuuck~... M-Mitch! S-stop I... ooohh~! Mmmhh~!!" Then a sudden realization hits me.. Martin!! THAT FUCKING BASTARD!! The potion made us horny as hell!!! That dick is probably fucking getting off to this! Not to mention how utterly fucked this is since we're both.... Uuuugghhh..... Screw it!! I'm not letting him fuck me goddammit!! But I guess this means I have to fuck him... uugghh!! I growl in annoyance, flipping us over to pin him to the bed... "Needy~!" He teases between moans, making me huff and whimper in embarrassment... I'm so not used to this I don't think I can handle topping..... Too much work..... B-but I want now... Stupid potion!!

So we fucked. No need for further explanation... It's kinda embarrassing...

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(I wasn't in the mood to write this and I don't really ship it so I procrastinated before giving up.. Not to mention I was never told who tops, sooooooo I've given up and will leave this to your imagination) Have a lovely day/night... :3