ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~! {SLOW UPDATES}

Parkour with a twist~!

This chapter was requested by @OldBecomesTheNew I hope I didn't let you down with this one! If anyone wants to do a request please comment on the second Chapter. Thanks~! <3

Bodil's POV:

I smirk as Simon agrees to do the map with me. This parkour map is supposed to be easy, but.. I think it will be interesting to see how he reacts to what I have planned..

~~*~~15minutes later~~*~~

"Okay so what is this map Bodil?" Simon asks, looking around the brightly colored parkour through the forest.. I laugh and say "Well the map is called 'Nyan cat forest run'.. and I wanted to play with you!" He looks at me, irritable and unimpressed.. I laugh and say "C'mon Simon!! Let's go! Take your speed pots and get jumping!!" He huffs, taking the other 12 speed pots from the chest, then says "Whatever cunt! Just don't knock me off the edge!" I agree, laughing at his caution.. then we drink the potions and start jumping.. I make sure to keep a jump behind Simon, as he cusses at me, flying through a more difficult section.. When he lands he manages to do 3 more jumps before falling victim to my troll! He steps on some pressure plates and a rope net flies out from the forest, wrapping around his upper body, down to his knees.

I jump over, carefully bending down and removing the rope from his head.. He's red with anger as he yells at me "YOU STUPID CUNT!!  I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD TRY TO TROLL ME YOU RETARDED FUCK!!" I cover my chest with a hand mockingly "Ow! That hurt my feelings Simon! I think I have to leave you there for a while. At least until you apologize!" I say with a smirk, walking away from my ridiculous victim until I'm a jump away, then I sit down and watch him struggle to get to his feet.. he manages to get to his knees, face bright red with anger and embarrassment as the ropes bind him from using his arms. An image flashes across my mind... Simon, like he is now, but his eyes are glossed over and he's squirming, panting, unable to get anywhere due to the ropes... I quickly push the image away.. blushing a bit at the fact that that had even crossed my mind while I was trolling him.. Eventually he manages to stand up and unsteadily makes his way over to the edge of his platform closest to me.. "GET THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ROPE OFF OF ME NOW!!!" I smirk and say "uhhh, I don't know.... you look quite good in that. I think you should keep it on." He blushes brighter in shock and indignation as he lets out a sound that can only be described as a kind of squeak.. I smirk as he glares at me. "I'll free your arms only, but you have to keep it on for the rest of the map!" I say jokingly. He agrees and I hop down, tugging the rope away from his arms.. as soon as they're both free he sucker punches my in the gut. I scrunch up my face in pain, falling to the floor as Simon laughs like a dolphin..  After a minute or so I get up, glaring at Simon. "That was just mean man!" I say rubbing my stomach.. He snickers and I huff, setting to do the parkour.. This time I'm actually trying, but I keep Simon close enough to see if I look towards him.. Another image flashes across my mind, fuck.. I try to focus on the map, but I can't. My mind wanders off to a weird place.. Several more images flash before I groan.. I can't take it anymore! I get just out of sight and build a glowstone route of parkour to a chest.. On the sign on the chest it says 'Fuck you.' I quickly get back, still in gamemode.. Simon's nearing the platform  my path was connected to.. I grin and yell "Hey Simon! I found a secret path!!" I call out, motioning towards the glowstone.. He lands by me and looks at the path.. "I call dibs on whatever's there!" He says, smirking. I pout "You can't call dibs on the-" He interrupts "Just. did." I groan, not just in exasperation.. Being this close was giving me shivers... So he sets off down the path.. He gets to the chest and yells in annoyance "Well fuck you too!!" I smirk, knocking him to the ground and  tying his arms back up behind him.. Simon screams in annoyance, then yells "FUCK YOU, CUNT!!" my smirk grows wider as I pin his legs so he can't kick me off.. "Oh simon... I think you have it backwards~!" I say, snickering at his confused face. "I'm not the one getting fucked today~" He startles, glaring at me with a pale pink blush that his ashen complexion did nothing to hide. "Why you-you wha-WHAT THE FUCK BODIL!?!" he stutters. I chuckle, leaning down and pressing a kiss to his open mouth as he yells at me, effectively shutting him up.. I slide my tongue into his mouth, rubbing it over his tongue and despite the startled noise and the struggling I could feel him softly moan as I did this.. I disconnect our lips, smirking at the bewildered Simon who I still had pinned down. He unconsciously licks his lips.. "W-what was that?" he stutters, now I can see the blush getting darker. "BODIL THAT WASN'T RIGHT!!! DON'T DO THAT IT'S GROSS!!" Simon yells, trying to squirm away.. I laugh "Not as bad as the fanfiction we had to read in Do Not Laugh!" Simon's flush darkens and I don't miss it.. "Ooohhhh~! You liked that fanfiction~!!" I say chuckling. He blushes darker and yells "HELL NO YOU PERVERT!" I snicker, knowing he was just putting up a fight for the sake of images.. "Si~mon! Your face is giving you away you know~!" I say chuckling as his face goes even more red and he looks away.. I pull his face back to face me. Then I lean back down, softly kissing Simon on the mouth.. He trembles slightly under me and I run my tongue over his lips, softly nipping at his lower lip.. He gasps, tensing his arms and legs. I slide my tongue in that gap and rub around his tongue, sliding over the sensitive points that make him let out small moans before he manages to stop them.. I disconnect our lips, licking my own, I say "Simon, why deny yourself the pleasure~! You know you like this~!" Simon struggles, it's lessened, but he struggles.. He manages to pant out "I don't you fucking perv! Get off of me!" I smirk and say "If I don't?" Simon opens his mouth but stops, seemingly at a loss of words... "Fuck you! Fucking retarded asshole, cunt!" I snicker and say "Simon, you're really confused here bud.. I told you it was you getting fucked, not the other way around!" He huffs, bright red and tries to squirm out from under me.. I drop my weight on him carefully, giving him a bit of friction as I shift to get more comfortable with my raging hard-on.... Simon lets out a little mewl that I barely catch, but I do.. "So what do you really want Simon~?" I ask, smirking at him.. He squirms a bit, then stops as he ends up rubbing against me and I can feel his arousal poking my upper thigh... My smirk grows wider, as I hear a nearly inaudible groan from him.. "See~! You do like this~!" I say reaching my hand down to slide it over his arousal... He lets out an actual groan, then blushes brightly, trying to clamp his mouth shut and not make any more noises.. I lightly squeeze the bulge in his pants, watching with fascination as he goes bright red, lets out a soft moan and pushes his hips upwards all at once.. Then he looks away, clamping his mouth shut, but I can still hear the moans, caught in the back of his throat.. I lean down, pressing my mouth to his neck, looking for his sweet spot.. I know I found it when he lets a moan escape.. I nibble gently on his neck, covering my own need but teasing him.. But my teasing isn't gonna last long I know.. I pull back and he's panting, eyes blown wide with need, and darkened with lust.. I smirk, kissing him, this time he needily kisses back, opening his mouth hesitantly for me to slide my tongue in, running it over all the sensitive spots I had found in his mouth, he moans softly, bucking up into my hand, and I can clearly feel that he's rock hard.. Well I know how to get Simon to agree to things now~! He's so compliant compared to normal when he's lustful... I break the kiss and ask "So what do you want Simon?" I ask, smirking at him.. He pants, but manages to spit it out with a small amount of venom "You to get off of my you- ahnnnm~!" He cuts himself off as I squeeze the bulge in his jeans.. "You suuurrrreee~?" I ask teasingly and he slowly nods, struggling not to squirm and moan... I chuckle breathily.. "I doubt it, I can tell from just looking at you! You're rock hard for goodness sakes!" He turns bright red at this, only now seeming to realize that the erection he was bucking up into my hand gave him away, big-time. He manages to still his hips.. But I bite my lip.. He's got pretty good self control when it comes to this.... I however am nearly dying from teasing him. I got myself so worked up that I need to fuck him. My dick twitches at the thought and Simon startles, realizing how hard I was the entire time.. Simon huffs, his eyes still glossed over, but he looks condescendingly at me "You fucking pervert!" he says. I blush slightly... He had a point with that actually... I hadn't touched myself, and Simon definitely hadn't... And yet I was just as hard as Simon... Simon snickers at me and I buck against him in retaliation, only realizing too late what it was going to do to my mind... He gasps, and I can feel him tense up against me.. I let out a groan.. Fuck.. There goes my self control.. Simon's bright red and panting, his eyes glazed with lust as I remove my tie and jacket, mumbling "I'm gonna untie you, but you have to agree to help or I can just rut against you until I cum." Simon vigorously shakes his head in agreement "m'kay~" He mumbles, squirming around to try and get friction.. I untie the rope, freeing Simon, who quickly wraps his arms around my back, kissing me harshly. I moan into the kiss, pushing him back down and sliding my hands over his upper body..