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Boxed in, Secrets out (Cranklez)

This was requested by piperwolf94 and though it was a bit quick of a smut I hope you guys like it... Heh, Have a great day/night kits~!

                             -Chibi

Crainer's POV:

"Even though this is mainly for you, you have to call Sparklez to get out of this one. I took a trick of his and used wards... There's no way for you to get out without completing my challenges.." I read slowly, staring blankly at the sign in the cobble room... "WHAT THE CRAP IAN!?!? I HAVE TO DRAG SPOOKLEZ HERE?!?!" I screech, already upset... First the cobble room, second the dragging of Spooklez into this troll... I sigh, pulling out my communicator... 'Spookz Ian trolled us. You need to get on and help.' I text... A few minutes of boring silence and me sitting in the cobble room in the fetal position pass.... Then there's a ding and I look at the screen of the communicator... 'Be there in 5, need to shower first.' I sigh, shaking my head in annoyed amusement and mumbling to myself in danish as I play minigames on my phone... Then I hear a yelp and a thud a room over.. I stand up and look through the grey glass that appeared on the wall to see Jordan looking rather worried... "Hey Spooklez~!!" I chime, trying to cover up the worry for what this troll is... He smiles sheepishly "Hey Crainer... I wonder what Ian's got in store for us this time...?" I laugh "Nothing good probably... He's such a jerk sometimes!" Jordan laughs, his eyes scanning the signs.. "Well let's get going... The sooner we leave the room the sooner we see what we're doing..." I nod in agreement and we both walk to the doors, stepping out only to see a rather large parkour course... I groan... Noticing a jukebox on my side.. "I got a jukebox.... Oh no..." Jordan holds up a music disc and passes it through a slot in the glass...  Suddenly Ian's voice bursts through...

"Hey guys~! So I noticed that both of you are on the server a lot more than me... So I decided why waste my valuable time setting up two seperate trolls when I can make one big one that you're going to have to struggle to drag one another through~! But anyways, I don't have much time to stay here and chat with my schedule.... So Derp Ssundee will explain the rest~!"

A thin cracking and silly voice comes from the box..

"HEYA CRAINER, CAP'IN SPARKLEZ!!! I'M GONNA EXPLAIN THE FIRST ROOM TO YA~!" He near yells excitedly... "So this parkour course here? Ssundee had some help making it, but the basics are you both have to do it~! If one person finishes before the other lava starts to pour down from overhead, leaving you 30 seconds to try and complete it~!" He chimes... "Good luuuuuccckkk~!" Then he does his weird laugh-choke thingy..

I pale despite chuckling at Derp's laugh... "Crap.." I look over to Jordan who looks pretty confident... "Jor-Spooklez I'm not too good at parkour..." I say softly.. He looks over and blushes a sheepish grin.. "You can go first then." I laugh.. "A true gentleman~!" I tease, starting on the parkour...

~~~~~~~~~~[Time skip of cookies. EVERYBODY LOVES COOKIES, RIGHT?!]~~~~~~~~~~~

2 rooms and many many near failure/death experiences later, and now we're in the entrance to an empty compressed obsidian room that I can't see into... "Do you think this is safe?" I murmur... Jordan snorts... "Not likely..." I sigh... "Thanks, that makes me feel so much better..." He chuckles... "No problem Ben."

Narrator's POV:

Ben's eyes widen at the use of his real name, the soft pink flush painted on his cheeks going unseen in the darkness of the hall and room... "O-okay then.. L-lets go I guess..." Jordan nods and both walk into the room, managing 5 steps before the entrance is shut, obsidian taking the place of the once empty doorway... a single glowstone block lighting up the rather small room.. A 5x5 space, leaving the duo with very little space between the duo...  Then Derp's voice rings out...