Ssundee starts his intro and I grin sneaking up behind him.."Hey What's going on guys!" "TWERK ATTACK!!" He jumps away from me and I nearly laugh at the confused yet startled expression on his face.. "TWERK ATTACK..!" I yell again, hopping closer to Ian as I jokingly twerk.. "Tw-...Hello? Oh.?" I ask, walking around him, confused at the silence.. "Wha di-What did you just say?" He asks, confused.. I shift awkwardly "Twerk attack? It's-" Ian interrupts with an odd look on his face "Twerk attack??" "It's where I attack you with my twerks!" I say, "twerk attack." i jokingly twerk, this time closer to him.. "Oh my Gosh." he says, laughing a little.. I grin and say "I'll let you do your intro.. I-I-I'll let you do it." I turn around from my spot by the overhang.. "Okay?" He groans, and says "ohh... not already! What's wrong with- okay! Dude! Dude, dude, dude.. Whay-what episode is this?" I grin "Episode 4!" He nods and says "okay! Welcome back to Skyfactory, Episode 4!" then he turns to me "Can I ask you something dude?" "yes, yes sir. what?" I reply smiling at him.. "What the freak is this arrow!?" he exclaims, pointing towards the floor of the base.. "Oh! OOhh!! I had almost forgotten! Yeah, it looks beautiful right?!" I exclaim happily.. "I-Yeah it looks nice, but what the freak is it!?!" he exclaims, in an adorably confused way.. I walk onto it.. "It's pointing towards... nothing! I guess.. It's kinda- OH!! DUDE WE CAN REENACT TITANIC!!" I cheer happily.. "Okay I'll be Jack and you'll be Rose. Stand here. S-stand here." I continue.. "Wait...Oh, you want me to stand there!?" He asks confused.. "Yeah you'll be Rose and I'll be Jack from Titanic!! And then-" He interrupts with a sigh.. "You're so flippin' weird..." "W-What why?-" Then I'm punched off the edge of the arrow shaped floor and into the void.. As I'm falling I scream, then yell "REALLY!?!" I respawn to Ian chuckling.. "That is basically Titanic right there.." I admit, "Good job Ian." he grins in a way that nearly made me blush and says "I'll never let go Crainer.." I burst into laughter at the joke and murmur "And then you just push me off! Okay.." "Ahh GG.." he says, grinning at me. Then he startles "Did you have anything of use!?! I didn't even think of that.." I think back to what I had on me.. "Hmmm Ahhh... Just my two apples." I say smiling.. "Okay okay, that's fine.. So you have no more food?" I nod.. "Here, here, here.." He says handing me 7 apples to pocket.. I grin at the kindness and say "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" he starts to talk about the mob farm he made and I deny having gone down there.. I wouldn't have done that!! I would never try to make Ian mad unless it was a troll!! Besides, he looks better when he's happy.. Or unless it was to help him... like I have planned.. I follow him down to see he built rows of mob farms.. "It's kinda like they're on a catwalk for us!!" I say happily.. Ssundee is a cute freaking genious! A creeper explodes nearby and I jump, screaming, but nothing happens.. Ahahah! that scared me.. Ian's explaining how it works when suddenly the one we were standing by exploded.. I freaked out and Ian froze, staring at the thing, "WOAH!!! WHAT THE CRAP!! WHAT?! Ian!? IAN!!" "What the heck just happened?" He mumbles in shock.. "IAN!! IAN!! I DON'T LIKE YOU JUST STANDING THERE!! DO SOMETHING!! IT'S YOUR DESIGN!!" I yell and he starts moving and collecting blocks.. He manages to block off 2 of the 6 blocks and then 2 zombies come out and we both freak out.. Ssundee runs, the zombies on his tail and I block it off before running after him to help.. (this is where I deviate from reality) I end up finding him cornered by the angry zombies.. I manage to kill them and we get up to the upper floor, Ian seems dazed and I'm really worried about him... But I stick to my original plan and help him destroy a big box of cobblestone with a hammer as an intervention, but I think the only reason he is doing it is because veinminer is therapeutic.. We're sifting and suddenly a zombie attacks, startling me.. Ian fights it off, then I see a creeper on the platform where I set the cobble.. I point it out to Ian and he runs at it.. He manages 2 hits, then the thing explodes.. He lives, but is right next to a big hole.. I hurry over and light up the area "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!" I scream at him.. Ian shrugs.... "There's a respawn." I cross my arms "That's not the point I can't stand seeing you do these things so recklessly.." I murmur, my face slightly pink as I remember the respawn is a thing... He smiles softly and says "Besides I have nothing on me except for the hammers and sword!" He goes to walk towards me, but he stumbles slightly and then falls into the hole the creeper blew in our base.. I lunge forward and grab his hand.. His hand is soft.. I think, blushing as my eyes widen... I have a grip on the base.. Ian's staring at me in shock.. I smile and say "Never let go Ian.." referring to our titanic reenactment earlier.. He chuckles and says "Crainer, just let go.. I'll respawn.. Don't hurt yourself.." I blush at the concern and say "Ian no, You I can't let go and neither can you!" He looks at our hands and his face goes pink as he realizes he unintentionally had gripped my hand.. I smile at him and pull him up so his other hand can reach the edge of the base.. He grabs it and I smile "Don't Fall Ian! C'mon I don't want you to die like it's nothing.. Because some day there won't be a respawn.." His eyes widen and he squeezes my hand softly "Don't worry Crainer.. I wouldn't want to be without my favorite guy! You don't have to be so serious.." I laugh softly and say "#Crundee.." Then under my breath I murmur "I wish it was real.. But that's not going to happen.." Ian's eyes widen and he says "It could.. Ben.." I blush brightly.. He heard me! (>///<)
He pulls himself up onto the base again and says "You said Don't fall, but does that include falling in love? Because if so I'm sorry to say that I fell for you a while ago.." A smirk on his face as he says this.. I laugh, hugging him "That was the cheesiest joke confession of all time Ian!!!" He grins and says "You know you loved it!" I laugh harder and say "Well I guess we both fell then Ian.. Let's go to bed, I don't like the idea of another creeper blowing us up.." He laughs and nods.. We stand up and walk into the house.. Ian gives me a hug, pulling me tightly to him.. I blush and hug him back, smiling happily.. Then I lay down in my bed... Ian in his.. I grin over th block in the middle and say "Good night Ian!" He smiles in return and says "night Ben.. love you.." I blush and I can feel my grin stretch wider.. "I love you too Ian.." Then I drift off to sleep, knowing that well Ian did fall.. I fell with him.. And that fall was the start of a new story.. I feel like #Crundeeisreal should be a new tag, even if Ian won't want to tell the fans..
(SORRY THIS WAS SHORT!! And this is an episode in Skyfactory 1 until a certain point.. But you should watch that if you haven't seen it anyways.. Crainer is adorably inuendo-ing as always and Ian is denying Crundee, even though we all know it's their best ship~! X3 This was requested by the lovely @potatosandstuff.. Thank you for the Idea and now I can change the title of the book.. Should it be:
Minecraft Youtubers one-shots.. (much smut beware)
OTP ship one-shots~! (mostly NSFW)
or just
ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~!!!
Because I have to admit my favorite OTPs are Crundee and Simdil.. XP plz reply or I will just do it at random and end up with a bad title.. Bye guys, have a great day~!)
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