ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~! {SLOW UPDATES}

Adorably Innocently Sexual. (Simdil)

The requester asked to remain anonymous and so they shall.. but I had a hard time keeping Martin an innocent cinnamon roll... I hope it's good enough... XDD Anyways Kits~! Happy Thanksgiving (I'm in the USA) And even if you aren't celebrating it tomorrow Have an amazing freaking day guys~!
                         - Chibi

Simon's POV:

I groan... I was once again stuck rooming with my best friend since middle school, Martin... The  high school-like boarding school, YT academy sure knows how to fucking decide rooms!! It wouldn't be such a problem if he wasn't so fucking cute and sexy at the same time somehow!! And he somehow never manages to realize when he's doing something suggestive... After so many years of having to deal with it you'd figure I'd get used to it and simply ignore what almost seems to be him coming onto me... But no... Even though I know he doesn't mean anything by it... I've slowly developed a crush on the mother fucking idiot...

I walk into the new dorm room to come face to face with Martin, who drops his stuff and immediately engulfs me in a tight hug.. His cheek squished against my shoulder as he innocently nuzzles into my neck.. Breath warm and soft against my skin.. I shudder slightly... Awkwardly hugging back for a split second before prying myself from his tight grip... "Heya Simon~! Roommates again huh? Well this time I get top!!" He chimes jokingly.. I feel my face flush horribly at this, but I sigh as he tosses his bag up onto the top bunk... Of course... bunk beds.. Martin really needs to finish his sentences... I chuckle and say "Well I did say you'd get it if we shared rooms again..." he nods, humming happily in agreement... This is going to be fucking hell... I can already feel myself getting horny... WHY IS HE HIS WAY!?!?! His hips are deliciously curvy, almost feminine... And with how his hair is wavy and shoulder length I wouldn't be surprised if new kids thought he was a girl... He had definitely gotten softer looking... Before he had so well defined muscles it was obvious enough he was male... But i have the feeling he spent the summer mostly inside this year... But he wasn't pudgy by any means.. Just looks less like a fucking athlete and more like a normal guy... I'm like 90% sure he still has abs though... not even joking, there's no way he could go from ripped to below average in less than 3 months....   But with how he climbed onto the top bunk his ass was right in my field of vision and I couldn't help but wonder how fucking good it would feel to fuck his ass... That tight, hot, fucking sexy ass of his.... I bite back a groan as I force myself to look away, gulping and moving my bag further into the room, closing the door and dropping it next to the bed... not bothering in unpacking because I sleep on the bottom bunk now anyways.... Fuck, it's going to be so hard to hide a boner with him easily able to hover over me like he did when we were kids.... I only manage to lay down for a few seconds before I find martin leaning over my face... His sweetly smiling pink lips only mere inches from mine.. "Good~! You're up~! Let's go explore campus to greet the freshmen!!" I snort and say "Yeah right.. We both know you're just in it for the cookies and adoring looks." Martin laughs and says "Yeah, my adoring fans~! Have you seen how they look at me!?! The underclassmen love me~!" I bite my lip... Wanting to just proclaim him mine and yell at the kids who always try and flirt with him of stare at his ass... but we aren't dating and he's too innocent to pick up on any of that... but he will think I'm yelling at his 'adoring fans' for no reason.... Which I don't want... So it's better to go with him, just to make sure they don't do anything.... "Yeah.." I murmur, giving him a weak smirk... He doesn't notice and grabs ahold of my hand... Soft yet slightly calloused hand fitting well in mine... "C'mon Si~! We gotta get going if I want to eat all the cookies!!" I chuckle and allow him to pull me out of the room... At first glance it might appear as though we're dating... But truthfully everyone in our year knows that's just Martin's personality and I'm being a good friend... our underclassmen don't realize that though... And if anyone tries anything I'm more than happy to play the intimidating boyfriend role... When we get down to the commons he bounces excitedly and pulls me over to the cookies.... I can already feel all the freshmen eyeing him up as a few of our underclassmen who've dealt with me before sneak a few glances... Checking that Martin was too caught up in getting the cookies I glower at the younger kids... I may not be a real senior yet, but at 16 I sure as hell seem like it to the other kids... 11th grade.. Ugh...  The ones who had dealt with me before flinch back and go back to what they were doing before nervously... But the freshmen just seem to ignore it, with the exception of a few nerds who had flushed a dark pink in embarrassment and looked away.... I giggle, slipping into a seat next to Mar as he finishes piling his plate up with cookies... I snatch one and he pouts.. Mock punching me in the shoulder... I laugh at this and say "Was just one cookie Mar.. Calm down." He pouts and mumbles "Yeah, but I wanted that one..." flipping casually into bulgarian as he notices the other kids staring... I laugh and reply "Fine. but never say I'm a bad friend." He nods and I slip out of the seat, grabbing him two of those cookies and myself a small plate of like 4... I come back to find one of the freshmen had decided to be bold and go flirt with my Martin... I sit down in my seat, glaring maliciously at the jock boy as I say "Here are your cookies Martin.." He thanks me and starts to eat one as I munch on one of the few I had grabbed for myself... The boy quickly gets uncomfortable with my glare as I memorise his face so I can go visit him later and beat the shit out of him... At least the others had the sense not to flirt with him once they realize I'm there!!! Eventually he leaves and by then Martin's finished all of his cookies and I can drag him back to the dorm room, jealousy and possessiveness stirring around in my gut as I just want to kill the fucking bastard who decided that he could flirt with him, when I know it looks like we're dating unless you were in our grade or our upperclassmen.... I plop down on the couch in the room and say "So you wanna play a video game?" He grins madly and hops onto the couch next to me, making me chuckle... "What game?" He hums... "Pick one?" I shrug and grab a game, putting it in and dragging the controllers back to the couch, where Martin puts his legs over my lap, thighs on top of my hips, and says "Don't rage too much this time~!!" I chuckle, ignoring the blush on my face as I say "As long as I don't fucking die again.." Martin snorts cutely and starts up the game....