ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~! {SLOW UPDATES}

You little tease... (SimonxSky)

requested by piperwolf94  Pretty sure I messed this up, but whatever... If ya don't like it I'd be happy to redo the request... As always~! :3 I acknowledge this one is trash, I really didn't know what to do, so Piper, Your goal of challenging my writing has been achieved I guess??? XDDD As always, you kits are free to do whatever, request whatever, critique the trash.... And have a lovely day/night~! (The next chappy will be out a little faster as I may or may not skip around between requests when I have multiple)

                                                          -Chibi

"Hehe~! You owe me Simona~!" Bodil chimes all sing-song-y.... Simon groans in annoyance... "Fine. What's the damn dare." He says huffily as he folds his arms against his chest and glares at the older bulgarian... Bodil grins widely, an almost menacing look of pure mischievous-devious-joy on his face... "I dare you, to tease someone until they confess or try something.... Like flirt almost shamelessly with them but never let it go anywhere... I get to chose who~!" Simon pales drastically, his eyes widening.. "W-w-wait! What!?!" Martin sighs... "Simon you don't have to let them fuck you, or fuck them... I mean you can... but I highly doubt you'd want to from your reaction.... The dare is only to tease them... So act flirty and sit a little too close... That kinda thing... Maybe dress sexy-like if you want to end it sooner.." Simon gives him a glare and an annoyed deadpan expression... "So the dare is act like a slut until someone says they want to fuck me?" Martin beams "Oh good~! You got it~!! And the person I want you to do this to, is Sky~!" Simon looks ready to pass out at this news... "Y-y-you.... YOU WANT ME TO SEDUCE OUR CITY'S FUCKING RULER!?!?" His voice is a high pitched shriek of shock... But Martin could tell he just needed the simple push of seeing it as a challenge... And the smaller bulgarian would be bedding the man by the end of the month... "Oh come on Simon, don't think you could do it~? I could probably get 2 generals before you even decided to get serious if you act like this!" Simon snorts... "That's different... Y-you're a high ranking soldier... Hell, only reason I see them is because I'm a specialty soldier and am friends with you! And you know it!!" Bodil raises an eyebrow... "And getting the leader to fall for you won't up your status~? You could switch to a double ranked if you succeed..." Simon's eyes light up with greed at this... A promotion?! From something as simple as seducing a guy?? If Simon wasn't on board from Martin's challenging his skills, the thought of a possible promotion secures he's going full out on this~! "Okay~! See you tomorrow then.." Simon says, a little smirk growing on his face as he thinks about what to do... He hurries home...

Simon's POV:

God, I am such a money whore... I can't believe I'm selling myself out for a promotion... But the upper ranks get amazing pay, Martin's proof of that.... He has enough money to build his own parkour parks that are free to use!! And he still lives well!! Welp~! Guess this means it's time to go full on whore... The fans have prepared me well for this day.... Hehe, well week actually... I decide to actually try and dress 'nicely' for once... pulling out a tight pair of ripped skinny jeans... Obviously black... Who wears blue ripped skinny jeans!? Then I find a nice white shirt... the thing just long and loose enough to make me look not like a twig, yet still flattering... And my old blue jacket that the older fans said made me look less adorable... And adorable is good... More views, more money that way~! Even though some of the adorable things are embarrassing.... But the fans love it... All 14 of them~! So what Martin has a couple hundred... We all know he's the handsome one.... Doesn't mean I can't be sexy too~! I smirk, digging through my closet to find an old choker I had been given as a gag gift.... Welp~! Make me gag it may.... Still makes me look good... heh...

-the next day-

I walk into the meeting and Martin is the only one not to freeze and gawk... in fact he seems to have expected it and gives a low whistle... "Bringing back the highschool style, huh? I see you combined two looks there~!" I snort and sassily put a hand on my hip, knowing full well how much attention that movement brings to my hips... "Bodil shut the fuck up. You gave me a dare, and until I finish it I guess I'll be dressing less adorably according to my fans." He snorts.. "What, all 0 of them?" I give him a withering glare and roll my eyes, walking over to my usual seat and yawning tiredly, putting my head on my hands and lazily looking at the generals... I can see them sneaking little glances at me, even Sky is... Hehe~! Goal #1 complete... I have been noticed... and once I manage to get a little more involved I can start flirting with this bitch and daaaaaaamnnnnnn~! I just realized how much of a whore this makes me... Ugh... Martin's making me a fucking prostitute..... I giggle at something stupid my slightly older friend says, grinning and toying with the little melon charm on my choker... I feel so uncomfortable, yet so cocky... Everyone is looking at ME!!! Hehe... honestly, I was worried i would get to shy... This just got all the easier...