ALL HAIL THE SMUTS~! {SLOW UPDATES}

Caught (Simdil)

Oh Haaaaaaaaaaaay~! Lookie, an update for the dead book!! I know I know, I suck... I still have the requests, but It's going to take me a long while because I'm a lazy ass, procrastinating, bitch of a person.. If you want to thank someone for getting an actual update go check out piperwolf94 She's pretty damn awesome.. And has epic oneshots.. We thought of this during one of Simon's twitch streams.. So yeah... Sorry I'm a fucking disappointment to everyone, but hey... Enjoy the smut. Have an amazing day/night... And Peace~!

                                                                     -Chibi

Simon's POV:

I gulp, nervously eyeing the little toy in front of me... The urge to play with it more tempting than ever.... Why did I even take it out of that box!?!? Why did I put it in a drawer instead of throwing it away?! I feel flustered even though I know it's not like anybody's going to know... I'd have to be stupidly drunk to tell anybody!! I gulp once more, tensing up a little as I hesitantly pull it out of the drawer, awkwardly running my fingers along the side of it... It's smooth silicone with a little ridge... Why did Martin have to buy me this for Christmas!?! For fucks sake!!! I should not be standing here fondling a dildo and trying to resist testing it out!!! I blush furiously at the thought... W-well... I-it does sound good... but... I'm just horny, right!? There's no way I really.... I put it down on my bed stand... Glancing at my computer for the third time since the thought hit me to make sure it's off... yes.. I sigh... no need f-for that... I-I... uugh! I really really want something in me right now.... Jerking off is really not gonna work... But I don't have the patience to wait for this to go away!! I-It's only once... Never again... I-I can just take a shower... Cold water helps r-right..?! I'm not fucking gay!! I-I'm not going to!! No matter how badly I want to know what it actually feels like... And no matter how good those fanfics make it sound!! I gulp, quickly peeling off my clothing and stepping into the shower... The water's too cold!! I hate it!! I-it reminds me off... The ice challenges.. It really doesn't help because suddenly the urge gets stronger.. I groan, desperately trying to ignore the mounting urge to lay down and just toy with myself... but also... the urge to push a finger in there just to see... I turn the water to warm.. Pleased by the relaxing feeling, but soon enough the urge returns, coiling up in my gut... God I need relief!! This restraint is impossible!! I groan, squirming... Nobody has to know... right?

-2 days later-

I squirm in my chair... That urge is back.... Uuuugggghhhhhhhh!!!! It felt so good, but.... I-I can't!! It's too gay!! I mean I may have a tiny crush on Martin, but he's my best friend!!! Besides... I like boobs..... But the urge to slide something into me and find that spot that makes it feel ridiculously good is still there..... I whine in annoyance, turning off my computer and squirming a little more.. Uuugghhh... I'm not patient enough.... I can't help it!! I fumble through my drawers, pulling out the lube and the vibrator to set them on my bed.... Not like anyone needs to know, right?? I sigh, still blushing heavily.... I slip out of my boxers and shorts, squirming nervously, I sit on my bed.. Biting back a soft moan as I start stroking myself to full hardness... groaning softly as I can't help but lean back... But it's not enough! I open the bottle of lube, drizzling some on my fingers and awkwardly pressing one to my hole... nngghh... I squirm, legs spasming a little at the feeling... It feels so awkwaaaard!!! I shift back though, knowing I need more... My body reacts before my mind catches up with the sudden wave of pleasure from brushing up against that spot, arching back into my finger and squirming.... I let out a moan, my legs trembling as they spread a little wider apart... Another finger... I push back, squirming and moaning... I can't help the blush that covers my face at the desperate whiny sounds that are leaving my throat... I can already feel the stretch, but all I can think is 'more'... I want more! Another desperate noise as I struggle to move my fingers to stretch myself, the wet noises making me blush... But I freeze as a mewl escapes my mouth, pretty sure my face is dark red... Oh god! I did not just-!! But my body rocks back slightly into my fingers and another lewd sound and weak mewl echo... Fuck!! I hate this!! But it feels sooooooooo good!! I squirm, awkwardly pushing in a 3rd finger... uugghhhh nnnnhhh~! I roll over and bury my face in the pillows to try and stop the noises I'm making, but ooohhhh~! God this feels amaaaaaaaazzing~!! My legs have actually given out but it feels too good to stop~! Soon enough I'm practically crying, 4 fingers in me now... Not enough!! Soooo close!! B-but it's not enough now!!! I let out whines, mewling and desperately squirming... Until I remember...Right!! The dildo.. I'm not gay but I can't handle this!! I pull out my fingers, a weak whimper leaving me as I fight the urge to slam them back inside me... I look over to my side to see the fucking orange dildo that had been a gag gift... But damn I want it now.... Why did it have to be such a stupidly bright color though!?!? I quickly coat the thing with lube, desperate at this point... Just need it!!! I press it into me slowly, whining and squirming at the stretch... Soon the thing is just pressed against that spot, driving me mad... "Aa-ahh~! F-fuck~!" I moan lowly, hips jerking back and forth onto the thing on instinct... I'm already muffling myself with the pillows, so I move both hands to the thing, too close!! So close!! Suddenly I twist it a little and the thing starts vibrating inside of me!!! I yelp, nearly screaming out a moan as the thing teases that spot on its own... But I bring my hands up to clutch the pillow, unable to process much as I'm left squirming and whining deliriously into the pillow...