Original full title: Don't let Jason find the "Alex Hirsch X Reader" book i wrote cuz raping time and sh*t.
Warning
Spoilers from Goodbye Happy Memories (Alex Hirsch X Reader) ahead~!^^
I warned you kiddo
Curiosity killed the cat
Kiddo
Zoe: *editing old chapters from Goodbye Happy Memories*
Welp this is the end
It's time to say goodbye to the happy memories that this book brought.
The puns, kiddos
The puns.
Let's check the rap- i mean Jason's twitter, tu-tu-tu~!
*goes to his twitter*
Jason:*link to the story*
Gonna rape to death the girl that wrote this story and made me look so badass and evil~!>:D
Aka PurpleAftetlife
Aka Zoe
Zoe: ☺....
*locks every single door and window*
I am all alone in this fight
*whispers*
I am all alone...
Jason: *outside my house*
ZOE
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!
Zoe: EH
HAVE YOU EVER PEOPLE HEARD OFF
LOCKING THE GODDAMN DOOR!?
Jason: I WILL BREAK IN!
Zoe: AND RAPE ME!? LIKE IN THE STORY JASON!?
AND LOCK ME INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
AND POOR AL-
Jason: SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!
you won
*walks away*
Zoe: ...
That was easier that the sh*t i had to go through with Alex
*wardrope's moving*
SHUT UP ALEX AND SLEEP! YOU GONNA HAVE NEW COMPANY
*whispers*
Soon, very soon~
*evil maniac laugh*
....
I AM NOT INSANE ALEX
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Random{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
