Zoe: If you don't take a shaving machine and go open the door..Ntina: yeah...
Zoe: Surprise!
He will kill you and drag your body under your bed!
Ntina: why under!? I will catch a cold, the floor is cold!
Zoe: -_-
He will cover you with a blanket
And then he will hide into the fridge, into the plastic bag of the minched meat.
The other day, your brother will wake up.. He will go to have a shower and instead of water there will be blood! He will scream and go to your parents' bedroom.
Ntina: like that, naked with his "worm" out!?
Zoe: ...
Not gonna comment and will wake up your mom.. Your mom will go and see the bathroom and then go and wake up your dad.
They will scream
And then go to their jobs. Your mom will go to cook minched meat and when she will take the plastic bag, Alex will pop out of the bag and kill her. He will take her and put her in the pot.
Ntina: will she fit in the pot!?
Zoe: YES
Then he will cut onions, red, yellow and green peppers, tomatoe and pumpkins and put them in the pot and cook her.
Ntina: Like that, with the bones and the skin!? Ew...
Zoe: then he will leave two plates with food and two glasses with your blood on the table.. Your dad and your bro will go and eat and drink them....
Ntina: canibalism.. EEEEEEE
Zoe: -_-
Then a bone will stop at your dad's neck and he will die
Ntina: Well 😂
Zoe: Then Alex will pop out of the over and ask your brother...
" Do you want me to adopt you?"
And him as he doesn't have any relatives left
Ntina: cuz fck grandma and grandpa
Zoe: will say yes! And they will live happy! That's your fate!
Ntina: ...
I will go and buy a shaving machine.
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『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
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