Well
I really respect you America
But you turn into sh!t
No offense i really like you
But really!?
Killer clowns!?
Da fck!?
I am afraid of too many things and you add more into my list!
So i have for sure comment and be sarcastic over this thingo
I know it is terrifying, finding a clown holding a knife.
I would freak out too
Too much actually.
So let's start.
You: *searching for pokemons in the middle of night cuz u are apparently an idiot.
But pokemons ಥ_ಥ*
Come on.. Why i can't find one.. Oh here!
Pokemon Go: There is near you a killer clown! Go and catch it girl! Gonna catch them all! Catch all the killer clowns and win your own private wooden coffin!
You: o.o
*looks in front of you and you can see in the distance a clown holding a knife*
What... The....
*clown comes towards you*
Clown: hello~
You: goodbye~o.o
Clown: *points knife at you*
Any last words sweetcheeks~?
You: ...
Well, what's your height?
Clown: *confused* for what?
You: for your coffin
*kicks him where the sun doesn't shine*
Clown:*falls down holding his
...
Pants dying silently as you kick him over and over and over again*
Clown: STOP STOP STOP *takes off mask* IT'S JUST A PRANK BRUH! *it's actually Alex*
You: -_-
-______-
F u
Alex: ._.
Behind you t-there's o.o
You: eh what, a clown *chuckls*
*hears groans*
...
RUN LIKE A MOTHERFCKER
*runs like sonic as Alex starts talking with a real killer clown laughing*
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『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Random{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
