You: mom.. Please..
Mom: *is tied on a chair* I WON'T MARRY ALEX DANG IT!!
Alex: *is tied next to her with ducktape on his mouth* mhmmhmh!?
Mom: *looks him* Da fck he said!?
Zoe: He said "WHY!? EVERYONE WANTS!"
Mom: -_-
No
Just
No
You: DO IT!
Mom: NO!
You: *takes off the ducktape* PROPOSE HER
Alex: what!? No way!
You: *puts gun at his head* NOW
Alex: MARRY MEH, I DON'T WANT TO DIE :'(
You: *smirks*
Mom: Alex, you chicken... It's her bro's toy, it's not a real gun!
You: *frowns*
Alex: oh..
STILL DON'T KILL ME!!:'(
Mom: *sighs*
You: *facepalm*
Mom: And that's why i broke up with him..
You: now i can understand..
Alex: wait
YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!?
*burst into tears*
Mom: -_-
You: -_-
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Diversos{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
