First of all, why would you do that..
I am the only one i do that
You: And that's that gnome joke!😌
Best friend: And that's how our hell-hole was made
By you😥
Friend: Well i bet Alex has a small
d!ck even if i don't know who he is or how he looks like!😀
Best Friend: No, he has a veeery long d!ck according to the lemons in wattpad 😊
You: But wait, it's a trap! The lemon is a trap! A hallucination brought by Alex Hirsch. 😒
Best friend: well then😕
Friend: I will call him "small d!ck" 😝
You: really? 😑
Best Friend: yeah you go girl! 😆
Friend: so y/n you have actually the height of a GNOME 😎
Best Friend: 😂😂😂
You: you must be kiddin' me, here come the jokes 😑
How the hell you even know that he ACTUALLY has a small d!ck !? 😓
Friend: just a guess 😶
Best Friend: WHEN YOU LOOK AT HIS PANTS IT IS LIKE FLAT, NOTHING IS LIKE "JETTISON"! *runs around* 😚
Friend: 😂😂😂
You: really bruh... Really 😑... I have created a monster..
Alex: * scared af*
*slowly backs away not wanting you guys notice him*
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Random{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
