Ooooh ooh wait
Why would u want to fck Alex!?
Obsessed Psycho...
He is like 31 and u are like
12/13/14/ i don't rly know ur age :p
WHY WOULD U WANT TO FCK HIM!?
Also!
100th to not to do!:D
You: *in ur class bored af starring at the wall*
....
Pssss
Best friend: *turns around and whispers* what, speak quickly 😑
You: *whispers* i wanna fck my step dad! 😁😀
Best friend:
ಠ_ಠ
It's just the hormones, bruh 😒
You: you say that
Alex's sexy
And sexy
And sexy
And sexy
A- 😍
Best friend: sexy? 😒
You: how you knew that!? 😮
Best friend: just a guess 😑
But
For the love of god
Don't
Fck
Alex
Okay?
😐
You: okie :3
*at home*
You: *bursts into your house* ME HOME! 😆
Alex: good 😌
Mom's at work
You:
...
*slowly smirks*
Alex 😉
Alex: *looks you* y/n 😐
You: Alex 😏
Alex: *kinda worried* y/n 😯
You: Alex~ 😏
Alex: *very worried* y/n 😕
You: Aleeeex~ 😏
Alex: *whispers scaried af* y/n 😬
You: *walks towards him* leh me 😽 you~
Alex: *stands up*
NOPE 😐
THIS D!CK' S MINE!😠
NOW I'LL GO BACK TO BED! 😤
*gets into fridge 😂*
You: ...
I thought he was sleeping with mom 😐
...
That's why i find flannels in the fridge....oooh...makes sense now.
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Aléatoire{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
