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Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking?
Then don't watch, simple!
Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen?
Then don't answer!
This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
Hi guys, Zoe's here and today i would like to have a small history lesson with you. Not a history lesson exactly but i believe you would love it!
Alex Hirsch, the creator of gravity falls could easily take over the world, having a huge fanbase as awesome people out there create every day fanfictions, fanart and more and well i am one of those people.
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Here we see a wild Alex in his natural habitat holding a what the actual f#ck man book as the poor book is screaming for help while is dying from fangirling.
* me waiting for Sneaky_Booger to comment " LOOK THAT HANDSOME HAIRY BEAST!"
;-;*
But what would really happen if he ever take over the world..?
Let's think about it..
First of all, everyone would have to wear a shirt or a flannel everh day in the school.
And you will have to eat pizza with shirts.. Don't ask.
Who needs stupid history!? Pfff not me! You will always learn Alex's history! All the wikipedia, everything about Alex including daily tests!
Maths!? Markiplier will teach you how to math like a pro! Without even wearing a T-shirt!^^
And if you drool during the lesson, you will win +1 kiss!
English!? Jacksepticeye will help you, he won't wear a shirt, too! You gonna become a little Grammar Nazi!
Biology!? Jason Ritter!
Cuz he is good especially in some chapters.. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And in music!
Jason; *playing piano* AND I'L F#CK YOU IN HEAAAVEN~
And Alex will visit your school one time per month, just for a quick check!
I will be one of his favourite student *sighs*
Bursting into the classroom screaming
" TEST, TAKE A BLANK PAGE AND WRITE THE ENDING OF GRAVITY FALLS.
THIS WILL COUNT FOR YA GRADEZ FOLKS.
LET ME SEE YOU KITTENS...GRRRR.."
And that's all for now, hope you liked it!
So if you want your craziest dreams to come to life, vote Alex for president of USA and not only!
