Alex: *plays Pokémon go*
I am bored
*opens playstore, appstore WHATEVER I DK*
Wattpad..? This seems interesting.. I like books so heck why not!?
*downloads it and creates account*
Well.. Let's see
*Message pops in the screen*
Message: Hello Alex Hirsch! Here in wattpad you can find thousands of good books! But first follow if you want these writers! *shows a bunch of writers that have written a gravity falls book-story*
Alex: sure, why not.. It's not like they are over-obsessed fangirls or something that may call me senpai. *follows them all*
-Meanwhile-
Writer #1: OMG ALEX HIRSCH FOLLOWED ME, SQUEAA- *dies*
Writer #2: IT'S ALEX FCKING HIRSCH!! *runs around fangirling*
Writer #3: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA OH MY FCKING GOD! * passes out*
Zoe: ...
Well time for his life to be destroyed, he did the major fault to follow me.
*continues writing whistling like a b!tch without caring at all*
-Back to Alex-
Alex: Well let's start reading.. Gravity Falls stories.. sure
*a bunch of Alex Hirsch X Reader books covers his screen*
NOPE
*closes app, turns off phone and throws it from window*
..
Why these books even exist.. The people that write them should be burned to hell..
-Meanwhile-
Zoe: *writing* I would be burned in the pits of hell anyway so why not to write a bunch of Alex Hirsch x reader books, hu?
-Back to Alex-
Alex: There are some really weird people out there.. jeez... They will feel so destroyed if I even read their stories.
-Meanwhile-
Zoe: *still writing* Alex would feel so destroyed if he even reads Goodbye Happy Memories.. But who cares!? I will take care of him after the five heart attacks.
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
De Todo{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
