Why not?
You'll see!
* Imagine Kristen becoming your maths teacher and you announcing it to your class*
You: After all these years my dear class.. Finally.. Our old teacher.. With her high-pitched voice.. (my maths teacher #LolzTrueStory) is somewhere far far far faaaaaar away from us, probably in a Disney studio voicing Mabel Pines..
As Alex Hirsch is closing his ears scared for life.
Our new teacher.. Kristen Schaal.. Is finally f#cking here.. Ready... To teach us about
Triangles
Best Friend: *facepalm* y/n, you had one job..
* Imagine Jason Ritter being your music teacher*
Jason: The song we gonn learn is ;
(a/n; it's one of my favourite songs that we actually did in school*
You: ...
AND I'LL F#####CK YOU IN HEAAAAAVEN~
Best Friend: WHERE WE CAN LIVE IN SIIIIN~
Jason: i'm outa of here ಠ_ಠ
* Imagine Alex being your physics teacher*
Alex: And this is why gravity doesn't fall.
You: *confused and raises hand*
Alex: yes y/n.
You: Wait if gravity doesn't fall, then how in Gravity Falls gravity falls!?
Alex: -_-
What i told you about the gravity falls references?
You: That if i make them you will f#ck me in heaven!?
Class: *gasp*
Alex: ಠ_ಠ !?
Best Friend: No, Jason told you that silly!!
You: oh right.. *grabs book from bag and opens it* hmm... Oh that you will burn my journal!
Friend #1: And your dipper hat.
Friend #2: And your sweater.
Best Friend: And your Bill Cipher necklace *chuckls*
You: ....
Well... I am so so sooo sorry Mr. Hirsch.. I promise i won't do that again...
Alex: oh.. Thanks... You are a really sweet girl y/n..
You: Yeah.. I am not gonna make references again..
But my aim is gettin' better Mr. Hirsch.
MY
AIM
IS
GETTIN'
BETTER!
Best Friend: *facepalms*
Alex: *sighs and stands up pointing the exit*
Outa of my class now.
You: b-but.. B-but..
Look this cute face *makes cute anime eyes*
You can't say no to this face!
Alex: well..i actually can...
Out of my class and i will talk with your parents so you will gonna have private lessons with me.
You: *sighs*
Okay Mr. Hirsch..
*walks out of class bowing head dissapointed*
Alex: yes.. Now she's gonna hate me, spending half of her week with me!
You; *out of class*
YES!! NOW SENPAI WILL LOVE ME THAT WE WILL GONNA SPEND HALF OF MY WEEK WITH HIM! ^-^ ❤
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Random{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
