Don't end like me.. I beg ya..
Y
ou: MOOOOM
Mom: yes my dear..
You: o.o ....
Eh.. I wanna order something..
Mom: what exactly..?
You: a sweater...
Mom: If it's gravity falls related, ask your dad.
You: *sighs* DAAAAAD...
Dad: I am not here.
You: Whatever, can i order something from the internet that is gravity falls related?
Dad: i don't know, can you?
You: DAD! <(⇀‸↼‶)>
Dad: whatever, ask your REAL dad cause your MOM used to be a BIG
B!TCH when she was YOUNG and STILL is.. (a/n; #BurnedMama2k16)
Mom: *laughs nervously*
You: wait what!? Who the hell is even my real dad!? (T_T)
Dad: *hands you phone*
You: *sighs and grabs it* I bet he will be boring af like fourty years old that has done sh!t in his life...
*puts phone to ear*
Hello...?
??: Yeah, hey i am your father, buy whatever that is GRAVITT FALLS related.. Now write, card's owner..
You: yeah.. First and Last Name..
??: Okay write down.. Alexander Robert Hirsch..
You:
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（//･_･//) ....
*phone falls down*
＜(。_。)＞ There's no way..
(/ω＼) This is happening..
*squeazes to death and hits head at wall many times understanding it's reality*

Dad: I tols you to not tell her...
Mom: Too late...
Zoe's Corner
Journal three ✔
Dipper hat ✔
Cipher necklace ✔
???? {coming soon}
I said " a small moan" instead of " a small loan" today.. (⊙_⊙)
And a priest came into our class and i turned to my friend and said.
" WHAT'S HAPPENING!? PRIESTS ARE COMIN AND GOING, SATAN'S COMIN AND GOING.."
And she looked at me like " da fck Zoe (°◇°;)"
And then i realized what i had told as i put my hand over my mouth with widened eyes..
Yeah
...
We were watching a video and there was a man that was talking in the video named " Raphael Hirsch".
I gasped seeing the name.
My one friend was like " Why are you l- (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
And the other
" SAINT HIRSCH...OH JEEZ YOU CAME!"
What have i created..
YOU ARE READING
『 Things That Should Not Be Said/Done By Fallers When Their Family Is Around 』
Random{ C O M P L E T E D } Wanna watch Gravity Falls when your mom's cooking? Then don't watch, simple! Dad asked who is the man with the amber eyes at your laptop's screen? Then don't answer! This is a book full with things fallers should not do or say...
