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I dare Dark Devas! THERE SO CUTE! And if he wants them back he has to hangout with me! P.s I dare Fuyuhiko to wear a diaper.
Gundam: My 4 Dark Devas of Destruction are not cute! They are dangerous monsters with the power to kill!
Souda: Dude, they're hamsters.
Gundam: They are not mere hamsters! They are Dark Devas of Destruction!
Souda: Whatever floats your boat.
Gundam: I do not own a boat.
Souda: *facepalm*
Hajime: It's an expression Gundam.
Gundam: An expression? I see, you humans are very strange.
Hiyoko: Just get back to the dare!
Gundam: Don't rush me mortal! *clears throat* back to the topic at hand since this is in fact a dare I must allow this because of the contracts I was forced in to signing.
Alter Ego: I did not force you in to sign anything. You should have read the contract instead of just pressing I agree to all terms and conditions!
Neagi: I honestly don't think anyone read it.
Kirigiri: I did.
Souda: Of course you did.
Gundam: Like I was saying, because of said contract I can't refuse. You will need to take good care of the 4 Dark Devas of Destruction. Make sure to give them lots of hatred and feed them the souls of the innocent. Also let them roam the Underworld so they'll be prepared to destroy their enemies.
Souda: I think we need Google translate for this guy.
Mondo: Not even Google translate can understand this guy.
Alter Ego: I think I can translate him.
Mondo: Well what are you waiting for? What the heck did he say!
Alter Ego: It takes a minute.
Gundam: You humans are not very intelligent are you?
Alter Ego: Okay he said *clears throat and does a Gundam impression* You will need to take good care of the 4 Dark Devas of Destruction. Make sure to give them lots of love and feed them vegetables. Also let them exercise so they'll stay fit.
Gundam: I suppose that's be close enough.
Togami: How does anyone anyone know what he said?
Hajime: We don't.
Gundam: Also expect a visit from me soon to get them back.
Sonia: But you do not know where they are.
Gundam: I have my ways of finding them.
Alter Ego: Now for the second dare.
Neagi: What second dare?
Kirigiri: Did you not read the P.s?
Everyone: *Reads P.s.*
Fuyuhiko: THERE IS NO WAY I'M WEARING A DIAPER!
Alter Ego: You have to. You signed a contract.
Fuyuhiko: *Bleep* your contract!
Alter Ego: That's not how it works.
Kirigiri: I suggest you do it unless you want to face the consequences of not completing a dare.
Fuyuhiko: What are the consequences?
Monokuma: Execution!
Fuyuhiko: *sighs* give me the diaper.
~~~10 minutes of trying to get Fuyuhiko out the bathroom later~~~~
Fuyuhiko: *wearing a diaper* I hate you all.
Everyone else: *laughing*
Hajime: AHAHAH! I-I didn't think he'd really do it! AHAHAHAHAH!
Fuyuhiko: SHUT UP!
Peko: *covering her mouth trying not to laugh*
Fuyuhiko: Not you too Peko!
Peko: I-I'm sorry Master. It's just too funny. Ahahahah!
Fuyuhiko: Were ending this chapter here.
Alter Ego: AHAHAHAH! W-W-Wait! Wait! We have to-
Fuyuhiko: Bye.
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