My Immortal with Commentary

Chapter 25.

AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel Justin 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111 FUK UU!1 raven fangz for de help!1

AN: Stop flaming, okay? If you don't, then I'll tell Justin to beat you up! And I'll tell all the nerds to put viruses in your computer! Fuck you! Raven, thanks for the help!

Oh wow, I'm so scared now! Your boyfriend, who probably lives on a different continent than me (your imagination, most likely) is going to swim across the ocean to beat me up! Also, how much did the nerds ask for hacking those ten thousand computers?

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I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Draco's black car.

Are they going to do this in the Forbidden Forest again?

"Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.

"She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.

She didn't say that. She said that you're a cunt. And will a native English speaker please tell me what the hell a heroin cabaret is, why you spike it and how a spork is involved in this process?

"And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." sang Gerard's sexy voice. We started tiling of each other's cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then........................... he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

This is the greatest insult ever to Gerard Way. The poor man never asked for this!

"OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly............ I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.

Draco must not be so great under the covers, then! And that's racist!

"No! Please don't fucking kill us!1" they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.

He ran away in a car. Arthur Weasly would like that car!

"No! Oh my fucking god!11" I shouted in a scared voice.

"Ebony what's wrong?" Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.

Not just blue eyes. Icy blue eyes. Also, you should be cutting your wrists, all depressed that your girlfriend fell asleep while you were having sex!

I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where........................... Lucian and Serious!111

Are you Sirius? Sorry for the meme. There's just so much wrong with the paragraph above that I couldn't stop laughing.