AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1
AN: SHUT THE FUCK UP PREPS! Have you even read the story? You're probably all just preps and posers, so fuck you! Thanks to Raven for the help!
Yes. Sadly, I have read this story. Now I just want to gouge my eyes out with the nearest spoon.
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I wook up in da coffin de next day. Draco waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly...................... Sorious cocked on da door. I hopened it.
Mr & Mrs Smith isn't a very goffik movie, is it? And I can only imagine how one cocks on a door...
"Hi Ibony." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor's office."
Oh yeah... Yeah! Such a sexy office!
"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.
Thank you Sirius, for preventing another sex scene!
"So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?" I asked Sorious flirtily.
Why would you ask something like that flirtatiously? And if he falls in love with you because of your flirting, doesn't that make him a pedophile, too?
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol."
If you tortured them, than maybe you belong in Azkaban, too!
I laughed evilly.
"Where r Draco and Vampira?" I muttered.
"Dey are xcused form skool 2day." Sodomize moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas."
Sodomize! I literally can't stop laughing!
We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic
( http/ She wuz drinking some Volximortserum.
Where is the pic? I need distraction from this fanfic!
She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.
"Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"
If you're addicted to something, you need to get into rehab. You have to learn to stop doing/taking the thing you're addicted to and your body needs to get used to living without the thing you're addicted to. I don't think wizards have a potion for that yet.
And then..........I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around...............I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed......he was drinking a portent.
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn." Satan said. "He's da Portents teacher..............Ebony?"
Oh satan... I'm not even gonna comment on that...
"Yah?" I asked.
"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat."
He's not even going to ask why Ebony suddenly fell into a hole? And how the heck she came back?
"Yah?"
"Well......want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?"
I don't usually go on dates with people I've only known for ten minutes... I don't usually go on dates😞
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