My Immortal with Commentary

Chapter 36.

AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111

AN: I said stop flaming, okay! I bet you are all probably seventy years old!

PS Potter says(?) you're a prep! I yeah, and thanks to Raven for the help! Have fun in England girl!

Ha, I got you there, Tara! I'm not seventy. Only sixty nine! And Jesus Christ, this was hard to decipher. And if Raven is in England, does that mean that Tara wrote the next chapter on her own? I'm already scared.

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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

"The only true wisdom is to know that you know nothing." -Socrates

Following that logic, Tara is still an idiot.

"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"

"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.

I'm just glad that he isn't anymore. And look, he's sad because he remembers that he was like Ebony once. That's a very scary thought.

"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.

*goffik
She's goff, not emo.

Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."

Did she even get the cure Professor Trevolry asked for?

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"

Please, no more shopping. You have enough ugly clothes.

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also.............sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly.

Love potion... Why would she even need that if Satan actually loved her?

"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.

We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was................................................Cornelio Fuck!11111

Cornelio Fuck, you motherfucker!

"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.

Why should Dumbledore be at your potions class? Snape teaches potions!

"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"

So he's in prison, because he is old and sick. He has cancer and is treated in a fucking prison instead of a hospital. And Snape was just here!

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.

What does that have to do with your present situation?

"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111"

Why. Just why.

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

Umm... Professor Bridge is coming?

What is Hagrid doing here? How does he even fit in a cupboard?

"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly..............."HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.

Yes, what are you doing?!

I looked around................Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.

Oh my god. Hagrid tried to drug her. Tara, how do you come up with this shit? And I don't think you're allowed to eat or drink in the potions classroom. But you don't care if a potion or an ingredient accidentally gets in your drink, do you?

And how do you beat someone up sexily? Naked? Now I pictured that in my head...

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was..................Amnesia Portion!111

Oh, so he wants her to forget about this whole goff thing by erasing her memories, and then try and turn her into a normal girl. You're our hero, Hagrid!