Chapter 3 - Natalie's P.O.V
"What the f*ck!" He screamed, echoing through the hall. Everyone gasped in shock and I closed my locker, smirking.
Dylan, who stood next to me, gave me a worried look, "What did you do?"
I rolled my eyes, "Relax, Dill. It's called getting ahead of the count."
His eyes widened as he looked over my shoulder, "You're screwed."
Like I hadn't anticipated him stomping up to me and threatening me again? Please, I'm better than that. Turning around, I held back the smile that attempted to blossom on my face as I saw the one and only Noah Hall covered in pink glitter, rainbow feathers and a cloud of flour with an egg cracked on his head. Perfect, huh?
"Brooks I swear to god I'm going to kill you," He spat storming up to me.
I let a look of confusion come on my face, "What happened to you?"
He scoffed, "You know damn well what happened."
Shaking my head, I plucked one of his feathers and chuckled, "Whoever came up with this was some kind of genius."
"Cut the bullshit, Natalie. You and I both know you did this," He slammed his fist into the locker next to my head. I didn't flinch.
"Well guess what, Hall. You're not a complete idiot like everyone thinks," I narrowed my eyes at him.
He spoke lowly, so he crowd that started to form around us couldn't hear, "You better watch your back, Brooks."
"Noah, get your PMS'ing ass away from me before I have to do something else," I warned him with a smile on my face. Reaching in my back pocket, I pulled out the small bottle and held it in my hand as I waited for his reaction.
Noah smirked, "Like you could get me again?"
Popping the lid, I dumped the contents of the bottle on his head. Syrup dripped down his head and clothes and I smiled proudly, "Yes I do. It's two-nothing, Noah. You've really lost your touch."
Dropping the bottle in his hand, I stalked away with Dylan trailing me. He looked back over his shoulder and back at me with wide eyes, "You're dead now!"
"Dylan, do you seriously think he's gonna kill me?" I question him.
"Yes. You have royally pissed off the one person who can make anyone's life a living hell!" He exclaimed.
We walked into first period and our friends sat there talking and laughing, oblivious as to what happened out in the hall. I sat down and smiled, "Hey, guys."
"Hey, Nat," They all greeted me.
Of course, Dylan ruined it, "Natalie has a death wish."
"Why?" Olivia asked.
"She publicly embarrassed Hall," He paused and everyone's eyes grew wide, "Twice."
"Give it to me sister!" Logan exclaimed and I laughed, giving him a high-five.
Kate groaned, "Dear lord he's gonna rip you apart limb by limp after he rapes you."
Margo sighed dreamily, "You got to talk to him again?"
We all stared at her as if she had grown an extra head, which maybe she did if that's what she thought about Noah Hall.
More students began to file in the room, whispering and pointing at me. The teacher wasn't here yet, so I stood up, "Yes. I pulled two pranks on your god, Noah Hall. Have anything to say about that?"

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This is War
ЮморNatalie Brooks is a senior and just wants to get by her last year of high school with ease and then go off to college. That is, until the infamous Noah Hall returns. Noah has made Natalie's life a living hell all throughout high school, except for...