Emo Quartet Things and Such

Bringing Emo To The First Week Of School

Here's what happened:
Day 1:

Chemistry:
1.
*teacher talks about his old chem book*
"...and yeah my chem book..."
hOlD uP.
...my chem...
I swear I felt the pang of pain in my heart when he said that...

2.
At the end of Chemistry I ask if I could write a chemistry related joke on the board. He says yes.
I wrote:
"C12H22O11 we're goin' down swingin'"
I asked if he got the joke, and
he
said
Yes!!!

ELA:
3.
The teacher's energy, enthusiasm, confidence, and humor intrigued me so much that after class I decided to ask him what his favorite book is. He, in turn, also asked me the same question.
I said, "The Dove Keeper".
I told him about how it's changed my view on a lot of things and he said he's going to check it out...
My English teacher
is going to read
Frerard fanfiction,
because of me...
(I sent him the link.)
I know you guys are like, but,... THE SEX MAN!!! THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF FUCKING!!! So...much...butt sex...
Don't worry! He's not a homophobe and he's really cool.

Day 2:

ELA:
3.
He taught us about what our perspectives are towards our parents and what our parents' perspectives are towards us. It reminded me of a certain song that goes a little something like this:
*ehem*
tEenAgErS sCaRe tHe liViNg sHit oUt oF mE!
tHey cOuLd cAre lEss aS lOng aS sOmEonE'LL bLEeD!
sO dArKen yOur cLoThes, aNd sTriKe a viOLeNt pOse,
mAybE tHey'LL leAve yOu aLoNe, bUt nOt mE!

So I told him and he said would check it out. (Also sent him the link.)

4.
When I told my English teacher the song's title and artist, "Teenagers by My Chemical Romance", he said that he used to listen to them.
My 63 year old
English teacher,
used to listen
To My Chemical Romance.
o_O

In General:

Chemistry:
5.
- He used to be in a band.
- He listens to Rock. He listens to Green Day, Blink 182, Sum 41. 😆😆😆

ELA:
6.
- I sent my Joshler fanfic called "Déjà Vu" to him to read and he likes it. (Sent him that too.)
- (If you actually want to read it, it's available for your reading pleasures on my Wattpad). 😋

In conclusion, I think I could safely say that my ELA and Chemistry teachers are perfect and possibly former emos.